(Menacingly) Step outside, love.
13.03.2026 13:46
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(Menacingly) Step outside, love.
“Edward Coli, nice to meet you.”
A greyscale slider going from black at the bottom to white at the top.
(Ominous music starts)
I was happy to get a refund this year and sidestep this moral quandary, and am definitely not thinking about how that means I was overfunding all manner of horrors all year.
All cup and no cake.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
The martial arts scenes in It’s A Wonderful Life were a key influence on The Matrix
This was a trick question, as most Presidents have been WASPs.
I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere
2026 is an ever escalating key change chorus of this song
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
If you haven't been aware, Physics Girl (Dianna Cowern), @thephysicsgirl.bsky.social here on BlueSky, has been sick with long COVID, and specifically COVID-induced ME/CFS, since 2022.
Here is her first science video in 3+ years.
Here's how solar neutrinos work!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3m3...
I only have a console, so I don’t know if I’d be able to play it, but this sounds awesome.
Mislabeled box of Cuties.
Finger booping Christopher Walken on the nose
These boops were made for Walken
I ask myself this about 3x a day
I thought two of those were Gabriel Byrne before I enlarged them, so you’re not only right, but it’s worse than we thought.
I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children.
From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.
crazy how Steve Miller was like: Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
House the people
Livin' in the street
Oh, oh there's a solution
But Steven Miller is like: ABSOLUTELY NOT
“Croaks” is somehow the funniest possible phrasing for this, given his speaking voice.
People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws
This is an incredibly charitable take on the Democrats, and esp. Dem leadership who have gone out of their way to avoid even the suggestion of repercussions of any kind.
And while we’re at it, fuck the AP for dutifully jotting down and publishing this horseshit. You’re not even owned by Bezos or anything; you have no excuse to abandon the principal tenets of your profession like this.
Unconstitutional? Yes. Not remotely about fraud? Of course. And yet, even if you accept either of those things as being ok, the basic argument is still that it’s better to let people die than for someone “undeserving” to benefit. Fucking ghouls.
Or one of those deadly submarine sandwiches.
12-15 for me, and I forget Paul’s sometimes, lol.
