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Creative type. Humanist. Occasionally funny.

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BUCK: Once again, Team USA refusing to shake hands with their opponents

SMOLTZ: well, I like it. Old school.

BUCK: Joining us today, someone who knows about old school contests, the poet Homer

ὍΜΗΡΟΣ: Diomedes said he had no quarrel with his enemy

SMOLTZ: what

ὍΜΗΡΟΣ: traded his armor with one

14.03.2026 19:18 👍 314 🔁 85 💬 5 📌 2
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

14.03.2026 17:10 👍 6582 🔁 1631 💬 63 📌 42
A crop of the OP photo that ignores the rather alarming juxtaposition of ball and face to focus on a player in black, arms and legs akimbo as though performing some elaborate choreography. From his face, he loves to dance.

A crop of the OP photo that ignores the rather alarming juxtaposition of ball and face to focus on a player in black, arms and legs akimbo as though performing some elaborate choreography. From his face, he loves to dance.

And all that jazz!

14.03.2026 23:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes

Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

14.03.2026 04:13 👍 3029 🔁 973 💬 22 📌 36

(Menacingly) Step outside, love.

13.03.2026 13:46 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“Edward Coli, nice to meet you.”

13.03.2026 13:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A greyscale slider going from black at the bottom to white at the top.

A greyscale slider going from black at the bottom to white at the top.

13.03.2026 00:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(Ominous music starts)

10.03.2026 18:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was happy to get a refund this year and sidestep this moral quandary, and am definitely not thinking about how that means I was overfunding all manner of horrors all year.

10.03.2026 18:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All cup and no cake.

08.03.2026 15:59 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 👍 13424 🔁 5064 💬 88 📌 251

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 30375 🔁 7531 💬 223 📌 238

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 👍 6436 🔁 1550 💬 46 📌 46
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The martial arts scenes in It’s A Wonderful Life were a key influence on The Matrix

06.03.2026 19:35 👍 583 🔁 91 💬 7 📌 7

This was a trick question, as most Presidents have been WASPs.

05.03.2026 19:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

28.02.2026 09:54 👍 4092 🔁 2019 💬 29 📌 27
Vic Reeves and The Wonder Stuff - Dizzy
Vic Reeves and The Wonder Stuff - Dizzy YouTube video by Robert Stokes

2026 is an ever escalating key change chorus of this song

04.03.2026 01:39 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 👍 10779 🔁 3277 💬 198 📌 246
My first science video in 3 years!
My first science video in 3 years! YouTube video by Physics Girl

If you haven't been aware, Physics Girl (Dianna Cowern), @thephysicsgirl.bsky.social here on BlueSky, has been sick with long COVID, and specifically COVID-induced ME/CFS, since 2022.

Here is her first science video in 3+ years.

Here's how solar neutrinos work!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3m3...

03.03.2026 19:45 👍 44 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0

I only have a console, so I don’t know if I’d be able to play it, but this sounds awesome.

03.03.2026 13:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mislabeled box of Cuties.

03.03.2026 03:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Finger booping Christopher Walken on the nose

Finger booping Christopher Walken on the nose

These boops were made for Walken

29.12.2024 18:20 👍 1049 🔁 234 💬 12 📌 13
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I ask myself this about 3x a day

01.03.2026 18:47 👍 98 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0

I thought two of those were Gabriel Byrne before I enlarged them, so you’re not only right, but it’s worse than we thought.

01.03.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children.

From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.

28.02.2026 16:06 👍 7405 🔁 1826 💬 159 📌 56

crazy how Steve Miller was like: Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
House the people
Livin' in the street
Oh, oh there's a solution

But Steven Miller is like: ABSOLUTELY NOT

28.02.2026 03:05 👍 52 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

“Croaks” is somehow the funniest possible phrasing for this, given his speaking voice.

27.02.2026 21:17 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

26.02.2026 23:06 👍 13103 🔁 3030 💬 51 📌 49

This is an incredibly charitable take on the Democrats, and esp. Dem leadership who have gone out of their way to avoid even the suggestion of repercussions of any kind.

26.02.2026 13:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And while we’re at it, fuck the AP for dutifully jotting down and publishing this horseshit. You’re not even owned by Bezos or anything; you have no excuse to abandon the principal tenets of your profession like this.

26.02.2026 13:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0