“I love Opposite Day.”
– Guy Who’s Trapped Inside Opposite Day
11.03.2026 11:20
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“I love Opposite Day.”
– Guy Who’s Trapped Inside Opposite Day
“It lets you work from anywhere.”
Now you work from everywhere.
“It lets you work anytime.”
Now you work all the time.
“It lets you do the job twice as fast.”
Now you work twice as hard.
• Use less AI than me?
Oh, you sweet summer child—too ignorant to evaluate the technology. Your praise and criticism are both groundless.
• Use more AI than me?
You weak-kneed bootlicker. So easily seduced. I can barely hear you through the AI opium clouds that hang around you.
Taking a walk because it's Spring out there Monday, Mar 9 • 1-2PM
Recommended calendar entry, if you can swing it, NYC.
• Use less AI than me?
Oh, you sweet summer child—too ignorant to evaluate the technology. Your praise and criticism are both groundless.
• Use more AI than me?
You weak-kneed bootlicker. So easily seduced. I can barely hear you through the AI opium clouds that hang around you.
🕺 ONE
🕺 HOUR
🕺 LESS
🕺 SAAAAANE
Growth Mind Virus
solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want
Oh no! I hope they don’t resort to fighting to the death for the public’s entertainment!
Although…that _would_ be one white hot betting market!
Oh no! I hope they don’t resort to fighting to the death for the public’s entertainment!
Although…that _would_ be one white hot betting market!
1. billy woods: so good
2. more hans zimmer BWAHHHHS in rap beats please
(I also have ADHD.)
They called him Louis Cans because he had prodigious jugs.
Purple, yellow, and blue vertically color blocked warehouse. Red lettering reads: MAX FUN LAND TRAMPOLINE PARK & ARCADE Blue sky above.
@maximumfun.org Have we talked about Max Fun Land in Sunset Park, Brooklyn?
Oh shit I just discovered that the top-billed artist on this song (and its producer), Isabella Summers, was The Machine in Florence + The Machine!
1. billy woods: so good
2. more hans zimmer BWAHHHHS in rap beats please
"Ten thousand Ubers moving in unison.
The computer's confused who's Turning Testing who again."
Getting opposite-day’d by my first grader. She just barked at me: “I hate the world as it isn’t.”
I’ve been intellectually overpowered.
"Ten thousand Ubers moving in unison.
The computer's confused who's Turning Testing who again."
"Warner Brothers used 2 b a friend of mine, now they're just a monumental waste of time..."
Going to bed because I like myself.
We finally get to take these fuckin helmets off yayyyy!
I think it’s nice that everyone watching Olympic hockey is wondering who’s fuckin.
Why did they call it Lilith Fair and not The McLachlan Group?
Unsurprising: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Terrible Point
Top-down photo of yellow cappuccino cup. The milk foam looks like two ghosts.
Kid took the heart on her hot chocolate and made it spooooooky.
Bluesky iOS post composer interface. Draft post reads: “This text editor discriminates against P! nk.” There is a line break after the exclamation point.
Filing a bug report for @bsky.app on iOS: Don’t break lines in the middle of the names of beloved recording artists.
Bluesky iOS post composer interface. Draft post reads: “This text editor discriminates against P! nk.” There is a line break after the exclamation point.
Filing a bug report for @bsky.app on iOS: Don’t break lines in the middle of the names of beloved recording artists.
You know the double time hi-hat in the chorus of “Get the Party Started” by P!nk? Fuckin cowbell too. Yeah, that shit rules.
