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just some dude in Central California who does internet tech support

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Yes, and I was deliberately misinterpreting that for humorous effect.

Evidently, I failed. ;)

13.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Digital Oil Painting" is a contradiction in terms, like "Original A.I. art"

13.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't get stars, I get zig-zaggy neon lines drifting across my field of vision.

13.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

regular turbulence + climate change = enhanced turbulance

11.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, they can't even do "folksy" well. Utter losers.

10.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I felt so bad for that kid. Talk about kneecapping someone's future potential. :(

09.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once when I was working in the book section of a Kmart (Reader's Market, a 3rd-party book provider for Kmart). A mother and her kid walked by the book shelves, and the kid pointed at a book he wanted to look at.
The mother scolded him "I don't want you readin' no BOOKS!" (in a disgusted tone)

09.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but the controls are kinda flaky, like that Desert Bus game where the bus is constantly drifting to one side.

09.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next up: people will randomly start catching fire, so they will need to stop what they're doing, get down on the ground, and roll around to put out the fire. We need a catchy phrase to raise awareness. Anyone?

08.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god, there's gonna be like a million thirst-trap posts of this guy, aren't there?

06.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We defended ourselves from them to death"

02.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe NEXT time they'll listen to me when I talk about the importance of maintaining vital infrastructure!

02.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wil casts Level 5 Dad Joke. Rolls nat 20, critical hits the party.
Party loses 2 turns groaning.

01.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait... we can just ASK him to do stuff like this?!

26.02.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shirow Masamune: (suddenly feeling very hollow inside) "Dammit, Sen! Give me back my ghost!"

21.02.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Is it my imagination, or is the couch sitting closer to the ceiling?"

21.02.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We kept finding smaller and smaller units of time, as more and more government dipshits lost their jobs.
There needs to be a chart, showing the variety of timespans, starting with a Scaramucci on one end, ending with whichever idiot has had the smallest amount of time in their job on the other end.

20.02.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You must mock them online, relentlessly, until they pony up the pics.

17.02.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hugs to you, and fuck cancer indeed!

17.02.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"WC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!"

17.02.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But your insurance-advertising skills are truly heroic.

17.02.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(mental image of dude in a spacesuit "frrt! frrt! frrt!"ing his way across the cosmos.

17.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the Kindle Reader web page. it only contains "content" that I paid for, and it's a great escape from the gestures broadly.

17.02.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's pedophiles all the way down.

13.02.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

by "such a thing" I mean the LLM sabot, not the book.

Any book written by AI that deals with dangerous substances and their uses would be even more life-threatening than the original Anarchist's Cookbook was.

12.02.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if one of those AI "vibe coding" platforms could write such a thing.

It'd be worth it just for the irony.

12.02.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel sorry for that poor bastard.

07.02.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miss New Jork?

07.02.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0