Melissa

Hey man we’re fearing no evil though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death later if you wanna pull up

Throwin floppy discs like ninja stars and just fuckin people up with pain and nostalgia

We forge the chains we wear in life.

Someone may have already said this but the internet is terrifying

honestly i bet behind blue eyes it’s actually pretty gross.

In space, no one can hear you scream.

In cyberspace, everyone can see you fighting like two little bitches.

Deeny I love this!! @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

My brain hates me lol

Full fake lashes on the left, half on the right. Budget cuts ya know

Yes! It bothers me so much lol

I was watching one of the Twilight movies (mind your business we all have issues) and I feel like if I was going to end the movie with a close up on someone’s eyes, I’d make the lashes match

Oh thank god

And this “psychiatrist who's asking you questions,” is he in the room with us right now?

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Here is a baby otter to make you feel better about everything.

Proud of you! ☺️🥰

3 punk af women standing in from of a mural depicting a women blowing a bubble gum

Looming figure of a woman covered in mushrooms with her eyes peeking from the darkness around her

Portrait of a cool af man sporting a beanie and sunglasses

Portrait of a person with red skin and hair on fire in the style of a hellboy comic cover

If you like my stupid posts, be sure to like my art. I'm an artist who does commission work so if you're interested, dm me

Ever check your mail and decide to wait until there's better mail before bringing it in

INSTANT nostalgia omg

hold on, i need to be five years old finding out it's parachute day in gym class for a minute

BRAIN: Ugh, can this 1st date be more awkward?

STREET PEDDLER: "Would you like to buy your lady a rose?"

BRAIN: Yep, that ought to do it.

Lions and gorillas laughing at you

Try going beast mode at the zoo. You’ll look like such a fool.

bird flu is redundant like fish swim

If it ain’t broken…

I was sheltered in hs and didn’t know what doggy style was, so I told a waitress that was how I wanted my leftovers packed up

friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night.

me: *covering phone* that’s a bit extreme

genie: Two wishes left.

four to five, possibly as many as seventeen, tortilla chips that are folded over and intertwined with each other. the chip structure is resting on a small serving bowl of salsa at a local chain called Hacienda. Hacienda serves Mexican food that has been modified to be palatable for the good folks here in Indiana.

reflecting back to one of the greatest “chips” i’ve ever eaten. a guy died two booths over when i crunched it

You are chaos itself

Also. I got Rick rolled 😂