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@calmeilles

๐Ÿง IT. Old. Gay. Rejoiner. Essex to Newcastle to London. If I can't make Italy would try Scotland next. @calmeilles@mstdn.social

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I've just swiped from Jacob Elordi to Dylan Hollis and ngl, that works for me. ๐Ÿคฃ

13.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rolls. Light, crispy crust. Yeast dough.

๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿž ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ ๐Ÿœ

#food #cooking #baking #bread #rolls #yeast

13.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's 10 years since we made this battery. Can you make a better one now?
Sure.
That chargers faster?
Sure.
That has greater cpacity?
Sure.
Same form factor?
Sure?
Backwardly compatible, just better?
Sure.
Okay. So can you move the contacts so users of our older products can't use it?

What theโ€ฆ?

13.03.2026 11:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Removes Sanctions on Russia to Help Oil Flow Amid Iran Conflict

AAAAAAAAAAAnd there it is www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...

13.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1383 ๐Ÿ” 502 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59 ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Why would she arrest the people who fund her lifestyle?

12.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ralph Fiennes in Romeo and Juliet at the Regentโ€™s Park Open Air Theatre in London in 1986. (Photo: Alastair Muir)

12.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sorry, were you expecting them to be rational?

11.03.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TREAT YOURSELF

11.03.2026 07:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ludlow

Ludlow

One of my favourite views in the whole of #Shropshire - Ludlow Castle seen from Whitcliffe Common. The medieval ruins are bathed in a golden glow at sunset, making them stand out against the distant dark slopes of Brown Clee. The light didn't last for long, so I was glad I was there to capture it.

10.03.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fiachra - Ta Na Baid (The Boats are Far at Sea)
Fiachra - Ta Na Baid (The Boats are Far at Sea) YouTube video by FiachraHarp

Fiachra - Tรก Na Bรกid (The Boats are Far at Sea)

youtu.be/EdOcieELchg?...

#music

09.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So who profited?

09.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,724 2/6

โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

Par๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นle nยฐ1526 4/6

๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

#games #WordGames

09.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Qu'ils mangent de la McDo !

08.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm moving my birthday to January.

08.03.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Eight crispy rolls on a cooling rack

Eight crispy rolls on a cooling rack

Same, from above.

Same, from above.

Crispy sourdough rolls.

๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ ๐Ÿœ ๐Ÿž

#food #cooking #baking #bread #sourdough

08.03.2026 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
British Humour ๐Ÿ˜‚#shortsfeed #funny #funnyshorts
British Humour ๐Ÿ˜‚#shortsfeed #funny #funnyshorts YouTube video by Vintage TV

British Humour
๐Ÿ˜‚

#Humour #humour #TwoRonnies

youtube.com/shorts/ywm2u...

07.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kurt Vonnegut on books and censorship #books #bannedbooks #censorship #reading #booktube #usa
Kurt Vonnegut on books and censorship #books #bannedbooks #censorship #reading #booktube #usa YouTube video by Marston Quinn

Kurt Vonnegut on books and censorship

#books #BannedBooks #censorship #reading #usa #Politics

youtube.com/shorts/wEc9n...

07.03.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of ground troops, time for a geography lesson๐Ÿค“
The magnificent Iranian plateau is super rugged with massive northeast & southwest running mountain ranges with both ice and (rare) salt glaciers but also two expansive salt deserts (one being one of the hottest spots on earth)

06.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 275 ๐Ÿ” 101 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

The biggest problem with these hyperloop fanatics is that they don't go bankrupt fast enough.

06.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it now appears based on many media reports that we bombed a girls elementary school and killed 175 people, and right after that Hegseth was beating his chest in a press conference saying we werenโ€™t going to worry about โ€œstupid rules of engagementโ€ anymore.

05.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3311 ๐Ÿ” 1080 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 178 ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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Iran's warship sunk by US was unarmed, attack violates international law: Iranian official Iran says US submarine attack on its unarmed warship off Sri Lanka violates international law, killing 87 sailors. Iranian official condemns the assault, stresses defensive actions, and highlights ong...

US war crimes.

www.deccanherald.com/world/middle...

#USA #Iran #WarCrimes #India

05.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The illustration picture is a perfect fit
โ€œLook how nasty I can be. In your face, people fleeing persecution and war*!โ€
(*Does not apply to tax dodgers in Dubai)

05.03.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The estate groundsmen are doing jobs to spreadsheet instead of need again.

The hedges cut back at the beginning of winter and not grown since are being attacked with chainsaws.

They's cutting away the sound barrier between the flats and the main road.

#vandalism #landscaping

05.03.2026 11:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been doing this for 30 years now and it still feels like black magic when code compiles and spits out a working application.

#tech #magic #computing

05.03.2026 10:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Five sexy male characters, that is including Ferdy and Jo. How could I resist?

Oh! Would you look at that, it's already on the PVR! ๐Ÿคฃ

04.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jasmine Crockett has conceded and asked for full support to turn TX Senate Blue in November!

If you claim to be a supporter of Jasmine Crockett, respect her wishes by rallying around our nominees and winning. ๐Ÿ’™

04.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Our nation is again at war, not because we had to but because the president recklessly chose to.

Now we must recognize who pays the price: not the president and his wealthy allies, but service members and ordinary Americans.

03.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 13169 ๐Ÿ” 3559 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 614 ๐Ÿ“Œ 173