Six rudimentary Elizabethan codpieces, arranged like wheel spokes on a cream colored afghan. Three are black, one red, one blue and white stripes, one silver. They have been sewn and stuffed, later I will trim and bind the edges, then decorate them with lace, pearls, and other bling.
Replenishing the Strategic Codpiece Reserves. ๐ชก๐
10.03.2026 23:03
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They are just absolutely terrified by the thought of penises being removed, whether or not it actually happens. Worst thing they can think of, except maybe being seduced by a beautiful woman who turns out to have a penis
09.03.2026 21:59
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A row of fabric shapes that can be sewn into codpieces. Fabrics include black linen, red wool blend, green satin, shiny silver, blue and white striped cotton, and white satin partially stitched.
Time to restock codpieces, a totally normal thing to say. Checking the codpiece box to see what past me thought we should work on. EowynsCloset on Etsy. ๐ชก๐
09.03.2026 13:30
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The book Nine Goblins, by T. Kingfisher
Went to the library looking for something else, but delighted to find this! @tkingfisher.com
08.03.2026 19:01
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This sounds like every job I ever worked at, as a woman in the pharmaceutical industry.
08.03.2026 12:55
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Based on my own experience you might want to not proceed until you block a swatch and find out how much that color's going to bleed. Better to find out now.
08.03.2026 12:43
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I don't have an opinion but I'm fascinated by the questions
07.03.2026 23:28
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So now you have that much more experience in how to do it. Congrats!
07.03.2026 21:18
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A display head wearing a knitted and felted Tudor flat cap in a dark teal, felted a little less than usual to fit larger heads.
A dress dummy wearing a white linen partlet, a sort of Elizabethan dickey to pin over or tuck under your gown neckline for warmth or modesty. This is in a larger size. The neck is trimmed with a small antique linen lace.
Today's finished objects after the Stand Up For Science rally: a Tudor knitted and felted flat cap, and a linen partlet with antique lace at the neckline. EowynsCloset on Etsy. ๐ชก
07.03.2026 21:11
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Sign reading "science keeps your dumb ass alive" in all caps
07.03.2026 18:27
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How can this possibly be justified
07.03.2026 00:43
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Well, they're finishing off the concept of a free country right now, so
06.03.2026 13:44
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That was not an uncommon phrase among children in the 1960s and 1970s
06.03.2026 13:39
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A posterboard reading "science keeps your dumb ass alive" in all caps
My sign from last year's march, which went viral. Will unretire it for tomorrow's march because things have not improved
06.03.2026 13:19
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I love this for him, that he will never escape this photo
06.03.2026 13:15
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A white posterboard sign reading "science keeps your dumb ass alive". Yes, my sign went viral last year
Philadelphia. Same sign as last year.
06.03.2026 13:12
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In the US
06.03.2026 13:07
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Would love to be a fly on the wall in her house tonight
05.03.2026 20:35
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When I visited, there was a child - maybe 10 or 12 - collecting the entrance fee, which was 10 of whatever currency you had. I learned that most of the animal kingdom's penii are surprisingly pointy.
05.03.2026 12:03
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Had a cat who answered to "what the hell is wrong with you". Not intentional, but I guess he heard it often enough that when I said it about something else he came to see what I wanted
05.03.2026 11:56
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A strip of sheer linen, hemmed at the long edges, with an inset of lace pinned and partially sewn down the center. The hand holding it and the backlighting show how translucent the fabric is. The fabric behind the lace has been cut away. You're gonna need a camisole.
Fine linen voile and antique bobbin lace. This blouse is going to be pretty, but sheer. ๐ชก
04.03.2026 20:13
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I think he's been breeding pretty hard, sending offspring out into the world to multiply
04.03.2026 17:03
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Just another typical interaction with the cat: I GAVE YOU CHEESE NOW STOP YELLING AT ME YOU JERK
04.03.2026 16:58
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But cigarettes
04.03.2026 16:38
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I did a study knocking out a gene in mice. Did not do what we thought, but I observed that homozygote knockouts did not put on excess weight as they aged, heterozygotes only gained half of wildtype. Not published, NDA. Can't tell anyone which suppressed enzyme keeps you thin. Want to!
04.03.2026 12:22
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You have the best aquarium
03.03.2026 23:21
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Have done similar but with a bacon bandage
03.03.2026 23:13
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Thank you for your service
03.03.2026 18:34
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Oh no. Be safe
03.03.2026 11:46
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I recently found ESPN 8, or OCHO, which is where the weird sports and sport-like activities live. Seems like the perfect home for this.
03.03.2026 01:50
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