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Laura Smith-Petersen

@laurasmithpetersen

Reader, knitter, doodler, lazy gardener, reluctant user of social media

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Introducing: Free Time From the innovators who brought you Taking a Nap and Just Chilling, Free Time is a luxury experience beyond your wildest dreams. Free Time isn’t ju...

Q: Trevor FaceTimed me during my Free Time and asked, "Hey, you coming to my birthday party?" Help!

A: Contact customer support. We will deal with Trevor.

13.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That is a *very* nice couch.

09.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now play him "Penguins"

08.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I predict this man has a very bright future.

πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

Congratulations, pal.

#WellDeserved

02.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 14912 πŸ” 1710 πŸ’¬ 355 πŸ“Œ 61

Okay so nothing to do with Body Snatchers, right?

21.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

17.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 5053 πŸ” 1108 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 36
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
09.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RenΓ© and Georgette Magritte with Their Dog After the War - Paul Simon

04.02.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It's Groundhog Day. The groundhog says, "I predict six more weeks of the unending shitshow that is our lives now."

It's Groundhog Day. The groundhog says, "I predict six more weeks of the unending shitshow that is our lives now."

A Bleak Prediction. www.patreon.com/posts/bleak-...

02.02.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

31.01.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 14758 πŸ” 1628 πŸ’¬ 288 πŸ“Œ 66

Sorry if I seem fidgety I just don’t ever know what to do with my hands or my unyielding disillusionment

18.01.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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Lucy wishes everyone a relaxing Sundog Solstice

21.12.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The truly great writers have a way of explaining your own feelings to you:

20.12.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Green Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun

18.12.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Love this! This guy seems like kind of a combination of Black Francis and Dave Hill and that comedian who yells at people on the street whose name I can't remember just now.

17.12.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am jealous

12.12.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Unless Something Goes Terribly Wrong - Feature Doc β€” Alexander Wolf Lewis

Just want to plug this fantastic documentary film about a sewage treatment plant (really)! It's funny, moving, informative and thought provoking! Go see it! www.alexanderwolflewis.com/filmtv/terri...

23.11.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So when I was in high school weβ€˜d go see punk and goth bands at this hall called the Lexicon Club (great name) that had a tejano bar out front, and this brings back, in the best way, the vibe of that whole scene

22.11.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the good news today is messing up my usual doomscrolling

18.11.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A message from the Department of Redundancy Department: Please stop saying "pre-prepared." You can just say "prepared." Thank you.

11.11.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Vermont cycling apparel company is trying to survive Trump's tariffs. Will the Supreme Court help? A small company in Vermont that specializes in women's cycling apparel is at the center of the fight over President Donald Trump's contentious tariff policy.

Go Terry! apnews.com/article/trum...

02.11.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A jack-o'-lantern in front of a black railing with a spooky evening sky

A jack-o'-lantern in front of a black railing with a spooky evening sky

Happy Halloweeeeeeeen

31.10.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant shenanigans!

28.10.2025 12:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: November 4th is extremely important, don’t forget to vote!

26.10.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 6808 πŸ” 1750 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 65

That ys greate
It doth commence wyth an Earthe
Quake - birdes, serpentes,
An Aeroplane,
and Lenny Bruce ys not afrayde

19.10.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
A crowd of people standing in a tree-filled park with No Kings signs, a large sign in the foreground showing a crown crossed out

A crowd of people standing in a tree-filled park with No Kings signs, a large sign in the foreground showing a crown crossed out

Also proud of my big little city where an estimated 6,000 came out for No Kings

18.10.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
People with No Kings protest signs and flags along a tree-shaded street in front of a brick library building

People with No Kings protest signs and flags along a tree-shaded street in front of a brick library building

Person in an inflatable koala costume holding a No Kings sign and chatting with three children while standing on a rainbow painted crosswalk

Person in an inflatable koala costume holding a No Kings sign and chatting with three children while standing on a rainbow painted crosswalk

Proud of my little town where we had about 200 people turn out for No Kings

18.10.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An array of tiny tomatoes in various colors on a blue towel

An array of tiny tomatoes in various colors on a blue towel

The last of the (miniature) harvest

16.10.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are a true latter day saint!

02.10.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LUNA LILY and the LUNAR PARK - Issue One A Sci-Fi Fantasy middle-grade Graphic Novel About Family, Friendship, and Finding Your Power!

I just backed LUNA LILY and the LUNAR PARK - Issue One on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bob...

30.09.2025 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0