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Hey aspen~ you wanna watch greys anatomy sometime soon? We could also play some pickle ball or get some tapas 😏😏😏

Aw :( dang

If youre a trans girl who looks like the most generic neoliberal woman who hasn't updated her wardrobe since 2011 and who looks like she says "it's wine o'clock" with no irony, I just wanted to say I think you look ssso fucking hot omfg please ur so sexy I wan;t yu soo badd please.... 🥺🥺🥺

Maybe... 😌

Hattie there's something you can do to help me out rn, you'll never guess what it is 🥺

Someone come over and give me head plz 🥺🥺🥺

I've got a cold 🥺🥺🥺

Damn you're like some kind of monk or something

What the heck!!! Get it back on your phone or else!!

panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

Barroo omg ur so cute! 😤

I've become the mean woman I always wanted to have in my life when I was younger. If you see me bullying or tormenting some late 20s doll, do not be concerned for I am only fulfilling my calling and duty.

I showed up to a party one week early, and alerted the entire party chat to this when I asked the chat how to get into the house. 🫠🫠🫠 I got raising canes afterwards so everything turned out okay.

You did a heckin song! XD

Seven Swans by Sufjan Stevens is so good and is such a good example of how you can make "Christian music" artistic. It's like "what if God was actually a really really scary figure/concept, but that actually just made you super fucking horny rather then scare you.

Hot trans girl I made out with months ago at the bar, showed up do to my workplace training today. She was so professional it just made her even hotter.

If you ever want to have less mood swings and have an easier time regulating your emotions, all you have to do is stop buying coke every week and within a month, you'll start to notice changes for the better! ☺️

The messier my hair looks directly correlates to how hot I feel in any given moment 😌

Crying my eyes out at the dollar shots bar because they played mambo no. 5 and

menagerie

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Pee is stored in the balls

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

Iwnbag

two small ceramic pine martens

sorry, two tiny martens is the best i can do. take it or leave it.

#ceramics

Being dysphoric at work has been kicking my ass today. I felt really awful coming home until I remembered I have a giant bag of Totinos pizza rolls in the freezer, and now I honestly feel phenomenally better.

Damn, that's facts.

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Stop playing NOW!