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08.03.2026 21:49
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It’s a failure of imagination at this point
YouTube video by Lukas Arnold
Hey @buttplug.io
youtube.com/shorts/bjUYn...
06.03.2026 03:22
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Vote for a president you know will have your back
02.03.2026 21:17
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The only “vibe coding” I approve of is the kind conducted by @buttplug.io
02.03.2026 20:04
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02.03.2026 21:13
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i guess that's one way to einstuerzende a neubauten
bsky.app/profile/gaud...
22.02.2026 03:14
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A wiidolo Bluetooth dildo (the motor in it sucks, don’t really recommend above getting a nice nonelectronic toy) with a icbm fuzz guitar pedal for size comparison
Sometimes you don’t have a coke can handy so you have to settle for the ICBM fuzz pedal that is within reach
21.02.2026 04:30
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The Lelo f1s. An absolute piece of shit device. The whole series is. Just avoid Lelo for anything penis related in general really.
Really wish more people believed me when I say “yes there is a duck robot that came with racing gloves and a ‘GO AWAY BAITIN’ sign
21.02.2026 04:40
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is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me
17.10.2025 13:34
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I had BBSes then trumpet winsock and a local isp and that’s why I am the way I am today
21.02.2026 02:06
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20.02.2026 20:07
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There may be by the end of this weekend now because holy shit that's one of the best ideas ever.
20.02.2026 20:07
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Release Intiface Game Haptics Router v20 · intiface/intiface-game-haptics-router
Features
Ripped out automated process finding, added manual search box
This is most likely what was causing virus warnings to be thrown for the past several years
Removed a bunch of unused code...
Intiface Game Haptics Router v20 is live!
First update in 18 months! Hopefully the first one that doesn't register as a virus/malware in... several years!
I removed process finding code that opened live processes and list their library bindings. Windows hated that lol.
github.com/intiface/int...
16.02.2026 22:32
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I cannot tell you how fucking tired I am of chess buttplugs
But also I completely agree with this
11.02.2026 21:46
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iOS build fixed, v3.0.2 now up on app store.
You may now resume using your sex robots.
09.02.2026 20:49
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iOS Intiface Central v3.0.1 is broken at this time.
Bluetooth perms will never be seen as granted.
Working on getting a fix in for this now, but it's probably gonna be ~24 hours. Of course, I can't actually test any of this because apple refuses to run debug on any of my several iOS devices.
09.02.2026 00:51
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With a Bluetooth sex toy and the right software, every game can be a gooner game
07.02.2026 18:46
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Relevant content and mood
05.02.2026 03:53
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4 panel comic for the cartoon series titled Galleria Miscellania
Panel 1: a man is sweeping in a living room in his shorts
Panel 2: close up of the man, he says "This is boring. How do I make this more fun?"
panel 3: Same shot of the man sweeping but he is now naked and has a butt plug inserted into him. An arrow points to the buttplug labeled "butt plug"
Panel 4: Close up of the man again. He says "I guess."
Olivia Cruz's name is signed in the bottom left of the last panel.
Galleria Miscellania – I Guess
03.02.2026 19:42
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T-Code is what you'd probably want to try to work with. There's multiple implementations around github.
There's also lovense protocol impls, but that protocol is way less useful (only has 20 steps of speed, etc)
02.02.2026 08:26
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buttplug is now 15 crates instead of 1 gigantic horribly feature gated crate
i just got rate limited by crates.io trying to publish them all
buttplug is too big to fit in crates
02.02.2026 04:35
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Time from release to first sentry crash report: 6 minutes.
Why do I do this.
02.02.2026 03:58
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Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library | buttplug.io
Homepage and Documentation for the Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library
Curious about what the new Buttplug Spec and APIs look like?
Well now you can go check them out on buttplug.io, where I've updated it to default to the new spec/dev guide versions!
That I actually wrote BEFORE I RELEASED THE SOFTWARE
LIKE SOME SORT OF ORGANIZED GROWNUP
02.02.2026 03:40
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