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Not every day you wake up and find that @buttplug.io could now possibly be embedded (NO. NOT LIKE THAT. THE OTHER WAY.).
This PR allows the full server to run on an ESP32.
@jamesmunns.com This uses postcard. If this makes it through reviews, your dream has come true.
github.com/buttplugio/b...
Oh boy, someone asked r/cscareerquestions if they should put @buttplug.io work on their resume.
Another interesting morning in the life of me. www.reddit.com/r/cscareerqu...
Vote for a president you know will have your back
The only โvibe codingโ I approve of is the kind conducted by @buttplug.io
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i guess that's one way to einstuerzende a neubauten
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A wiidolo Bluetooth dildo (the motor in it sucks, donโt really recommend above getting a nice nonelectronic toy) with a icbm fuzz guitar pedal for size comparison
Sometimes you donโt have a coke can handy so you have to settle for the ICBM fuzz pedal that is within reach
The Lelo f1s. An absolute piece of shit device. The whole series is. Just avoid Lelo for anything penis related in general really.
Really wish more people believed me when I say โyes there is a duck robot that came with racing gloves and a โGO AWAY BAITINโ sign
is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me
I had BBSes then trumpet winsock and a local isp and thatโs why I am the way I am today
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There may be by the end of this weekend now because holy shit that's one of the best ideas ever.
Pay-What-You-Can NoFrillDos are back! I make these from leftover silicone from my other NoFrillicone pours, and since they're saved from becoming aste material, I let you decide how much they're worth!
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Intiface Game Haptics Router v20 is live!
First update in 18 months! Hopefully the first one that doesn't register as a virus/malware in... several years!
I removed process finding code that opened live processes and list their library bindings. Windows hated that lol.
github.com/intiface/int...
I cannot tell you how fucking tired I am of chess buttplugs
But also I completely agree with this
iOS build fixed, v3.0.2 now up on app store.
You may now resume using your sex robots.
iOS Intiface Central v3.0.1 is broken at this time.
Bluetooth perms will never be seen as granted.
Working on getting a fix in for this now, but it's probably gonna be ~24 hours. Of course, I can't actually test any of this because apple refuses to run debug on any of my several iOS devices.
Intiface Central v3.0.1 is live for Desktop (Mobile now in Store Reviews)!
- Lots of android bug/crash fixes, finally! Like stuff that's been around for 2+ years!
- SysTray icon support on desktop!
- New position/timing settings for devices!
github.com/intiface/int...
With a Bluetooth sex toy and the right software, every game can be a gooner game
Relevant content and mood
4 panel comic for the cartoon series titled Galleria Miscellania Panel 1: a man is sweeping in a living room in his shorts Panel 2: close up of the man, he says "This is boring. How do I make this more fun?" panel 3: Same shot of the man sweeping but he is now naked and has a butt plug inserted into him. An arrow points to the buttplug labeled "butt plug" Panel 4: Close up of the man again. He says "I guess." Olivia Cruz's name is signed in the bottom left of the last panel.
Galleria Miscellania โ I Guess
iOS release just shipped to the App Store!
apps.apple.com/us/app/intif...
T-Code is what you'd probably want to try to work with. There's multiple implementations around github.
There's also lovense protocol impls, but that protocol is way less useful (only has 20 steps of speed, etc)
buttplug is now 15 crates instead of 1 gigantic horribly feature gated crate
i just got rate limited by crates.io trying to publish them all
buttplug is too big to fit in crates
Time from release to first sentry crash report: 6 minutes.
Why do I do this.
Curious about what the new Buttplug Spec and APIs look like?
Well now you can go check them out on buttplug.io, where I've updated it to default to the new spec/dev guide versions!
That I actually wrote BEFORE I RELEASED THE SOFTWARE
LIKE SOME SORT OF ORGANIZED GROWNUP