Brett Grace 🚀🧸

keep your hands off my girl

Your periodic reminder that “Israel’s government” and “the Jews” aren’t synonymous.

My favorite politician!

I'm always sleepy but I can't always sleep.

Bernie Mac didn’t die for this

It’s not Adam and Eve, it’s Eve and Steve

ok Mark Zuckerberg. You and Ferby were in my dream last night, I can't remember what happened... but it was fun/happy. Maybe a premonition.

Universal Basic Income is my love language. Speak to me...

Have I lost touch with my roots? I better talk to Rabbi Shmuley about this.

Happy Lunar New Year! Wishing everyone a happy and prosperous Year of the Fire Horse!

Why do they call ambulances "buses" on Law and Order (and presumably in real life, too)?

How is it already/only February 9th.

Damn I really wanted him to say “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda” 😔

'Ten good reasons to stay alive, ten good reasons that I can't find.'

I told Young Stunna he should switch to BAPE

They say Toby Keith died, but they’re not fooling me

‘People don't usually want to hang out with me after rehab. I'm really more of a before rehab friend.’

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i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all

fuck ICE

We need a resolution, we have so much confusion

A baseline (universal services, social floor, call it whatever) doesn’t end work.
It ends desperation.

People don’t want to rot or be purposeless.
They want security, agency, dignity — and contribution by choice, not coercion.

Honored to be sworn in soon as New York City’s 111th(strikethrough) 112th mayor, marking the beginning of a new era for the city that puts working New Yorkers front and center. Tweet bubble reading: “Breaking news! Archival records at @nycrecords confirms that Zohran Mamdani will not be New York City’s 111th Mayor, the the 112th. Learn about how this was discovered and what will happen next. @Gothamist @nycgov #NYC #NYChistory” Quote tweeting Elizabeth Kim: “New: NYC municipal archives has located a 1674 (!) official record that adds to evidence that city missed one mayor’s nonconsecutive 2nd term and is off by AT LEAST one. So Zohran Mamdani is definitely N…” tweet is cut off

rick ross died for our sins

literally. Who wants an alarm

This item is what made me realize I don’t need everything Nintendo does. I felt freed like genie at the end of Aladdin. Spoilers for Aladdin.

Mamdani's meeting w/ Trump was a fkn masterclass in charm and emotional strategy.

this is the most 8:30 PM a 6:15 PM has felt in a long time

And who the fuck is Madeline?

I can't tell you how long I've been in this clock repair shop for.