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I forget what goes here. Detroit, MSU, Spurs, cycling… Will probably address your dog before you.

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I’m going next week and thought “I can’t believe I don’t get to see a match.” Now we’re doing a legends tour and I’m like “thank god I don’t have to subject my partner to this crap.” Kind of can’t believe I’m not cancelling… and then going to force myself to spend money at the shop?

05.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What happens under the blanket stays under the blanket

05.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is what happens when we try and be inclusive of the south in Ice Sports

27.02.2026 19:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He rides the train, goes to his doctor appointments, goes to the grocery store before blizzards, and gets ice cream with his grandkids, you know, like any normal human being

26.02.2026 17:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That is fine (for three months)

16.02.2026 19:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@bsky.app You guys have to improve threading. If I click on a message, I want to read the whole thread. And I don’t want every subsequent message to get crushed into tinier and tinier space.

12.02.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t really want to play this game… but we had him.

12.02.2026 19:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We need an all ice track discipline relay: Skeleton —> luge —> luge double —> monobob —> women’s dual—> men’s 4 man

12.02.2026 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bet this match gets Frank another lunch invite that does nothing

10.02.2026 21:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@rodger.bsky.social I must know more about why NBC (and supposedly not other broadcasters) is asking athlete friends and family members to wear Heart Rate monitors

10.02.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.02.2026 19:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t remember a gold power ranger

06.02.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, he’s seen all the other racist stuff, he was just ok with it

06.02.2026 19:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mariah Carey, the most Italian

06.02.2026 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'd only change one thing about olympic curling and it is that a team must complete 2 beers per person by the 7th end, though the team can choose whether how it will be divided, from a 2x4 to an 8x1 "workhorse" beerskip.

04.02.2026 19:23 👍 75 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 2

It always takes a season. No one comes from the continent ready to go.

30.01.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now that we have established he was always the problem and everything is fine

30.01.2026 18:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should have left him at Turf Moor

28.01.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cuti, 1-0

28.01.2026 19:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We could probably pool some funds and get a well-reviewed Etsy witch to cast a healing spell?

27.01.2026 19:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t they just make the whole squad out of CBs?

24.01.2026 16:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Dr. Tottenham thing aside, the most consistent thing this team has done in my years watching, is make any opposing goalkeeper look like a gold glove winner.

24.01.2026 16:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Xabi won’t commit mid-season, Ryan Mason is probably already back at the office I’m sure the club keeps for him. They just have to put up the caretaker sign.

24.01.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cuti magic doesn’t change anything.

24.01.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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17.01.2026 17:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t even let him on the coach. This has to be it.

24.01.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Means he’s got *counts on fingers*… two whole years until his ankle explodes or his hamstring tears into 47 pieces

23.01.2026 19:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought we agreed everyone had to bring a dog to team pictures now.

22.01.2026 19:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They made the playoff!

20.01.2026 17:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Avoid ESPN2, got it

19.01.2026 19:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0