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Schism

@schism.uk

A dumb guy that pretends to be a purple dragon on the internet | Infrastructure Engineer | 26 M | πŸ”ž | Opinions are my own

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Goopy cuga is a pretty good cuga

20.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaand you nailed iiiitt~

12.02.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Turns on headset the exact same way every day, in the same position, same network, same everything

Vive Hub: Headset is different! Fuck you, tracker space broken lololololo

15.01.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a first for me on BF6 lmao. I barely managed to get any kills just to watch the team I was on steamroll the other team

11.01.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Birthday was on the 9th! Got a plan to host a party on Saturday on VRC. (I was told I had to have one) 18+ only. Come along if you want! Bring good vibes

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/party?iso=20251213T22&p0=136&msg=Schism%27s+Party%21&font=slab&csz=1

11.12.2025 11:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You said something dumb, didn't you. No, you did something dumb. You 100% did. You know you did. Now you get glared at. Shame on you.

Art by the best bear: https://twitter.com/PandaSoffa / @pandacouch.bsky.social

10.12.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On, definitely on. Then after a while of that, sitting next to you and cuddling

07.12.2025 12:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Man's Sky OST is genuinely amazing. Can never have enough of it

23.11.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure! Why not

Male, Green

05.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaaaaand here we have the kinky versions of the ref sheets!

A massive thank you to the best bear out there who put all the time and effort into this and was, as always, a pleasure to work with <3

Artist: https://twitter.com/PandaSoffa / @pandacouch.bsky.social

16.10.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look who finally got completed! A dumb fluffy magic dragon! Welcome to the new me

A massive thank you to the best bear out there who put all the time and effort into this and was, as always, a pleasure to work with <3

Artist: https://twitter.com/PandaSoffa / @pandacouch.bsky.social

16.10.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Wooooooooould anyone happen to have any fur assets or anything to make the Draconian VRC avatar more fluffy and less scaled?

05.07.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.12.2024 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Netgear switch on a table, with JoyCons sitting at both side of it

A Netgear switch on a table, with JoyCons sitting at both side of it

A Nintendo Switch with 6 LAN cables coming out the back of it

A Nintendo Switch with 6 LAN cables coming out the back of it

Guys I can’t get my Switch to connect to the internet for some reason, this is my setup, please give advice

11.12.2024 10:52 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf do I even post on here lmao

29.11.2024 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's that time of yeeaarrrr! It's the Squishy birthdaaaayyy!

08.12.2023 11:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mating ritual

09.10.2023 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring it on, Kat!

09.10.2023 13:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do, 100%

08.10.2023 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's LEWD!

08.10.2023 07:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eyy nice, now you can middle finger everyone

07.10.2023 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.08.2023 06:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.08.2023 21:42 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woof ;)

18.08.2023 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0