Paddy O'Furniture 🫘

When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin

Does he realize that he just promised to murder the whole of Iran with that "no quarter" bullshit?

She only has to prosecute >90% of cases because they're all losing efforts and no one else will touch a case if they can't obtain a conviction on the merits

Cecily is the best!

Once in awhile, it's good to be reminded what a straight banger "2 Princes" by The Spin Doctors is

Salad in foreground with burger in the background

Sweet kale salad and salmon burgers for #FishFriday 😋

There is Nofa King way Stafford doesn't regress back towards the mean this year

Correction: the trump truck is still there, but it's backed in, so only the blue hood shows. The trump 2024 whole window cling has been removed from the back window, though

If a pasta ever comes in contact with an antepasto, they explode

A knockoff of a McDonald's Filet-o-Fish is known as a Filet-un-o-fish

@muellershewrote.com @johnfugelsang.bsky.social OOO! OOO! Book title idea: "Four Score and Seven 'What The Fucks' Ago

Update: The trump flag still MIA. And the trump truck is gone, replaced by a blue pickup. Sold it?

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Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Also Matthew McConaughey

"I'm sorry, Miss Piggy. Robin isn't here right now."

O jeezus! That makes it even funnier.

Al Pacino makes a shocked face at his phone

So cold that it gave me shrinkage. 😆

A Husker Hooker *shudders*

😆😆😆
Wait! Where are you taking me?
And why am I in this hand basket?

Too. Fucking. Soon.
😂😂😂😂😂

That's a threek. Only three pokeys

Banjo V is for Banjo Vendetta

No argument from me. I still maintain that he intended to call Biden "Sloppy Joe," but can't read, so it became Sleepy Joe by mistake.

"Mr. Evans, how would you have stopped Kenneth Walker III on any of his 3 touchdown runs?"

And The Great Gonzo as Lloyd the Bartender.

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"All work and no play makes Kermit a dull frog. All work and no play makes Kermit a dull frog. All work and no play makes Kermit a dull frog. All work and no play makes Ker...."

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I tend to like Colin (JMac, not so much), and First Things First. Nick Wright is about my favorite analyst. I've watched Barstool exactly once, the day after LX, to see Dave Portnoy cry. Worth it.

Not that I ever had much respect for Kiper, but 2012 pretty much made any that there was shrivel up and blow away. I hope BWags name drops him in his HOF induction speech.

If I were a NASCAR driver, I would want to be sponsored by Heinz. No matter how far behind I am, I can always ketchup