Simon

Save it for the only fans 🤣

Kim’s a hard-drinking lone wolf cop whose life is turned upside down when his by the book daughter, Kim, is assigned as his new partner.
Hi-jinks ensue in Kim & Kim coming this Spring on NBC

Thoughts and prayers.

“Morrissey has cancelled tonight’s show due to poor water pressure in his hotel shower”

"Doctor, I have trouble sleeping."
"Go and see the great singer Morrissey, you'll be asleep in no time."
"But Doctor..."

Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

I've just had an amazing idea

It’s like one of those photos from 80’s anti drugs adverts.

Plot twist it was Max Wall for copyright infringement.

Can we take the £50 out of circulation or children will get nightmares.

I can imagine a blind panic was in order when two of cast phoned in sick so they went to the nearest boozer just as the building site workers had finished.

Scotty from Star Trek: Inside you there are two wolves. Sorry about the transporter malfunction...

#TrekSky

Let's play a game

Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote

Which picture are you submitting?

Native British Animals you say?

A gingery tortoiseshell cat with white bits outside a sliding glass door facing in and licking the glass. Not a solitary operational brain cell in her beautiful head

BRITISH WILDLIFE ON THE BANKNOTES. Submission #1

Oh got it so it's @theednawatkins.bsky.social. Well hopefully they'll do better next time.

Confused immigration protesters at Julie Goodyear's old mansion Protesters falsely thought the former Coronation Street star's old home was going to house immigrants.

BET LYNCH MOB

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

Any more clues?

What does this mean for the badger parade though?

Is he wearing his dad’s shoes?

Well this is precisely why I still buy physical media.

a close up of a man making a surprised face Alt: a zoom in and out of Kenneth Williams making his “ooh matron” surprised face.

No you fool you’ll unleash the……

Trolley Problem Solution: IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION 0000 "Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt. Thank a rail worker today!

There’s been a lot of talk about The Trolley Problem this morning so I wanted to tell people it was solved by rail workers so no one needs to die.

In today’s game of Make Millions With Market Manipulation:

1. Energy Secretary posts that a tanker has been safely escorted through Hormuz.
2. Oil price falls 10%, friends buy.
3. Energy Secretary deletes post.
4. Oil price rises 12%, friends richer.

Thank you for playing, see you all tomorrow.

A priest and a night nurse walk into a bar……..no wait I think I got it wrong.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Congratulations 🥳

Hmmmmm maybe I’ll order my mum a brick hod for Mother’s Day.

A ticket from Ryde Pier Head to Ryde Esplanade

I have a ticket to Ryde