Charmageddon

Me, in 30 years having not gotten the news that the boycott ended

My adhd ass legitimately got distracted and managed to induce some sort of error in the test app on the first attempt and wasn’t permitted to restart or resume the test, so I had to try twice and explain why it was necessary.

I think catastrophic failure of test results are sort of baked into these evaluations. I had to do a digital evaluation once that was like 45 minutes and is done no medication or other stimulants (caffeine). I could not focus for shit and was completely spacing out and results reflected that.

It’s a shame that operational competence and meaningful expertise are both woke.

Christians acting Christ-like, I’m shocked

It’s such dense characterization, I love it

Smoked cheese pig!

Smoked cheese pig!

When people say Lynchian or whatever it's always the strobe lights and the surrealism and the whooshing ambient dread, and never that scene in Twin Peaks when Ben and Jerry excitedly eat too much bread and deliver their dialogue through gobs of gluten

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - just in time for spring

Grace Ashcroft gets an unexpected call from within the FBI

Original by @natclayton.bsky.social

I didn’t say anything for International Women’s Day. So now, on March 9th, International Women’s Boxing Day, here is a list of men I would like to punch:

the average cis person would have to be admitted into a psych ward if they suddenly had to manage the regular stress of day-to-day that we all face with the added pressure of being a tranny and having the Entire World focus on trying to kill you almost every day

bluesky is a lot like life in that we weren't really supposed to be here and we're justifiably making it the creator's problem

There’s definitely an element of that, but it’s not the whole the whole thing, I’m 6’3” and I don’t think most cis people clock me very often even if I’m dressed like a hermit and making no effort. I do think I’m pretty immediately readable by trans people though.

Good morning generals and commanders

METAL GEAR RISING was a documentary

idr if i ever posted this here but sam and max was mentioned so i post it now

Broke: “I want you and people like you gone”
Baroque: “I wish for your sad existence to be a unbearable prison made of your own resentment”

Fay Queer

United States, Census, 1930

You see, the problem is they didn’t FULLY commit to reactionary grifting. You can’t half ass courting the business of fickle rubes.

I really should have filled up last weekend

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

You just have to stay committed to every bit long enough!! The best relationships are always about finding your ideal comedic foil

This summarizes the entire dynamic of my marriage, and it’s gonna be so funny when we get it right someday

Vengeance

Surgical roast, well done 😆

Those are so damn good I’m tempted to never have another flavor again.

Your hate of me has never been a secret!

😆