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Dino wedding

Consider this: a 4th novel that follows the events of the first novel from a different character’s perspective

Can you use a voice changer to sound like Obama?

Almost 60° out i guess winter is over

A black widow who is unaware that she devours her lovers in her sleep is a hilarious concept.

Lilith from Dimension 20’s Escape from the Bloodkeep

a single mom who works two jobs 🎵
Who loves her kids and never stops 🎶

Lou talking about Chungledown Bim “I mean, he’s my arch-nemesis.”

This is the only episode of “Dimension 20’s Foundry” which means Brennan invented a spin-off show and had a logo made solely to trick Lou into building his arch-nemesis

Why can’t I upload images bluesky plz

Hank scheduled 8am post???

Bungledown Chim would’ve been great

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Serene monkey holding an mp3 player

🎶 BEANS IN BANANA LOCAAA 🎶

Chungle-Down Bim has gone from nasty pirate who shoves pasta in his coat, to nightmare forest tree-hopper, to highway speed demon???

Wait what. What did Fabian do to deserve this again 😭

When the GM leaves and tells the PCs to keep playing as if they can go anywhere without him

Top podcast for teens, for sleep and now for the elderly too??

Lou trying to count his damage saying “No, more than 12, no, less than 12, 11.

Fabian struggling to use his 12 INT stat

Also removes the birds body. Looks like it’s got only legs under those wings

Triple M Footy on X: Richmond will take a slow and steady approach with prized pick Sam Cumming's shoulder concern. Surgery remains an option if it doesn't improve, per @RalphyHeraldSun

Garfield in pajamas saying “I hate Mondays”

This is me in case you’re wondering

I thought she forgot who he is after Cumberbatch did his magic thingy

A broken clock is right twice a day or something

I was in bed sick since Friday maybe I should go back

New pokemon???

Oops lil fart

Smash samarium

Elon would be down for this I think

Why are there no DMV appointments until may

Boooo

“So I feel like we could be really toxic in each other’s lives in a very exciting, sexual way, if that’s something you’re interested in.”

I’m imaging that quote as if it was said by Chungle-Down Bim instead