Kez 🖤 🤍

I reckon same team. It ain’t broke so…

How does Santa do it? I’ve put presents out for one kid and I’m sweating my tits off 🥵 And why is it so warm in December??

Got my work Christmas day out tomorrow, of course I have, in the middle of a bloody storm 🤦🏻‍♀️ brilliant!

They look delicious, bloody love a mince pie

I hope you’re very, very sad later, but I’m not going to hold my breath 😂 😘

Omg you’re an influencer now, you’ve made it

Draw moustaches on them while they sleep, mine always loves that one 😂

Been rumours for a while that’s he’s another wrong en 🤢

This dog is the chattiest dog I’ve ever known, if she was a person she’d chew your ear off all day long… this is “it’s tea time” EVERY.SINGLE.NIGHT

I received 19 emails while
I was asleep for 7 hours last night, all from companies I’ve used once, or even never, all were about sodding Black Friday

That’s adorable!

Just received my first Shein haul… will it be any good or a load of tat? Stay tuned… 🤔

I don’t think any of this has come as a surprise

Yes, it bloody is 🥶

I can’t wait! I’m going to see at the O2 but it’s just not the same as a SJP gig!

Pretty patterns on my car today! Beautiful if not absolutely Baltic 🥶 #winter

Yes, somehow managed to grab some despite the link not working at first and then a delivery man coming at the wrong time 😂 going on the Sunday! x

Did you get some??

Gonna buy this for you @mancal.bsky.social

Not sure I’ve ever read anything quite so grim

I’m not putting it on until 7:59!

I’m glad I gave up my tickets for the match later, I must have foreseen this crappy cold incoming 🤧 Hopefully a good win and I can enjoy it from the warmth of the sofa with my blanket and a lemsip! #nufc #newwhu

Yes please

We’ve bought someone a “Resting Grinch Face” one 😁

He has as much chance as me tbh

They can try and hype it all they want, with flashy lights and skating rinks, but I genuinely have no love for the Las Vegas GP 🥴 #f1 #lasvegasgp

Ok so now I want a baby Racoon 🦝

Happy birthday 🥳

If you are holding your conversation on the bus on speaker, I am sorry to inform you that you are in fact a massive arsehole 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t make the rules!

Thank you! I will treat myself when I got shopping on Thursday!