Meal Thighmond 💎

the audacity of a 90 degree forecast on my birthday weekend in MARCH

I'd like to PRE-lodge a formal complaint😡

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ah ok, now we're talking

💯 this!!!

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you know the vibes!

in 8th grade honors english, i learned the 'prepositions song' and to this day, i still remember it. now the password i set up 3 days ago? thats gone.
anyway.. mark that under..

they had me in the first half but then it says guaranteed standing room access and you COULD be upgraded to seats, and those are chances my spine and knees could never take

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'now i dont have to wear glasses anymore!'

i'd have been able to recognize it by the triple dipper they have

thats the best surgery she's ever had, tho

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whole brick!

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stomach gonna sound like two subwoofers in the trunk

Yall can still support Pastor Solomon’s loads, as it were 🤗🫧

i went today too but no photo! 😜

How I see it:

-Ravens got cold feet & didn’t want to give up 2 1st round picks
-This will absolutely affect how NFL teams deal with Ravens
-Ripple effect for the rest of free agency
-Ravens can get Trey Hendrickson for cheaper & no picks

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

!!!

no society before us has ever seen any of these words in a sentence 😂 we are just doing anything now!

hey so....is anyone concerned about their health?

whoops! was it good?

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this is always curious to me in the way that certain people seem to be afraid of becoming the minority. why is that? i was told minorities receive equal treatment and the same opportunities so.. whatcha scared of?

tiktok has really opened the floodgates on how comfortable people are revealing that theyre not showering very often

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😬

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at this point i cant say anything is working as the manufacturer intended anymore

Like please come get me and carry me out of my office like a caveman. I can't take this shit anymore.

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a broken pancreas?

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