bitofhope

Oh damn, sorry about your dad's wrist but he really should not have tried to arm wrestle a cargo plane.

Artwork by weibo user @左手王ZSW depicting Antonov An-225 "Mriya" as H. C. Andersen's Little Match Girl. The moribund halo-adorned planegirl's Ukrainian flag stickers are peeling to show hammer and sickle banners underneath. Sitting in her smouldering wreckage, in the light of her final match she sees a vision of her former glory days self in СССР regalia happily carrying Buran on her back. Buran is depicted as an adorable little shuttlechild in a cosmonaut spacesuit.

Can I interest you in tragic soviet plane gijinka?

Could go in the other direction and name it BJ

funnily enough "mailman" is a common misspelling of "maailman" by finnish people

partitive seems right, but if the reference is what I assume it to be, plural seems better: vohveleita (as in "vihaatko siis vohveleita?")

if you sign up to the waitlist for public housing pussy will they eventually install it for you or will you just get to use it?

I take a potato chip and eat it

giving the starbucks barista a fake name just in case the cup is a death note (the barista has shinigami eyes)

it's pitch black you are likely to be eaten by GRU

I would take one of the boxes and hit the AI with it until it gives me the money

probably not before a b but otherwise yea, just throw in a vowel and I think you're probably good though I'm not sure if "sji" is a thing

oispista

bro's name is literally "time to drink"

the swedish /ɧ/ sound for "sj" is kinda hard to describe (kinda like "sh" and "h" simultaneously) but "sh" is close enough and the å is pronounced /oː/ like the long "o" in "ball" or "poor" might be, depending on your dialect of english

"shbōri" or maybe シボーリ if going more japanese

SSH 2222 mfs be like I hid my keys under the plant pot instead of the welcome mat

VNC is exhibitionism

lol I'd forgotten that the "glomarizing" tweet was the same one with the prediction market deciding if giving children LSD is good or bad

I think she referenced more than one. I referenced the one where yud claims another post of his was a joke because he didn't end it with a period.

I knew you were joking because of the punctuation.

what roguelike is this

ȝea lykest þu þatte, þu cnifeerede sloveyn wenche?

Ageplay where we pretend to be 700 years old and dirty talk in Middle English while doing it

I Can't Repair The M3 Tactical Helmet, Sir!

a device for observing bishops: episcope

Baby Elephant Walk YouTube video by Henry Mancini - Topic

the walk: youtu.be/9RPQKV6ijBY

"I don't like when it's dark when I finish work"

GO TO WORK EARLIER

"I don't want to go to work an hour earlier"

YOU ALREADY DO YOU JUST PRETEND IT'S LATER THAN IT IS

"I don't like that the sun sets at 4PM"

I DON'T LIKE WHEN MIDDAY IS AT 11 MOVE TO THE FUCKING EQUATOR DUMBASS

Syllepses work in humorous contexts, a zeugma in the office next door.

Mostly late 1600s

doct, duct, same difference

Commit Sins sounds like a cool typeface