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Sam

@mastrap84

Brain full of bees. Stand-up, jokes, mental health, kids, marriage. Saying dumb things so you don’t realize I have a Masters degree. #Seahawks. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebqyeigqngauff5yv27asqfo/feed/aaabgx5thxhfm

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I am not enjoying the Seahawks player announcements today.

09.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it WAS!

10.02.2026 16:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday! A Super Bowl win for the Hawks … what a great bday present!

08.02.2026 17:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh def it caused a large hatred of the Steelers for me rofl. We were in college then and were having a house party to watch and everyone was so sad. I’ll never forget that.

08.02.2026 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or the stupid Steelers SB game. Like, what are we doing here?

08.02.2026 17:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Here’s the thing, they’re gonna show the play over and over. And guess what? Who cares? Different time. Different players. Different coaches. Focused on forward, not backward. GO HAWKS!

08.02.2026 17:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

“It could be a nightmare you’ll never forget, or the best day of your life.” Ugh. My word, that poor guy.

08.02.2026 17:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Demon Princess was on one this morning.

08.02.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When she first announced it I shared the story on FB going “oh, Lindsey, this is a bad idea.” And I’m very sad to have been right.

08.02.2026 17:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve got NBC on already. Road to the Super Bowl. The Second Princess and The Queen are napping. I’m here for it all, all day. No party this time because I live far away now, but The Queen also bought way too many snacks for her, me, and Pops lol.

08.02.2026 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mission Over Bullshit. Let’s go Darkside. Let’s GO HAWKS!

08.02.2026 17:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so excited to still be connected with all of you so we can experience this together. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

08.02.2026 17:04 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Fuckin’ spoiler dawg. Rozanna wants to watch The Pitt and acquiesced to me watching the Olympics opening ceremonies rofl. Now I have to act like I don’t know anything 😂

07.02.2026 03:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I was getting the baby back to sleep. I don’t care for them splitting the athletes up between multiple places. Maybe I don’t get why? The locations of their events are too far away? But has this ever happened before?

07.02.2026 02:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about on the grill?

07.02.2026 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no wait, it was Billy Zane!

07.02.2026 02:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The fact this is happening two days before the Seahawks beat the ever loving pants off the Patriots is just that much sweeter.

07.02.2026 02:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh shit now it’s turning into the Da Vinci Code! Where’s Tom Hanks and/or Dan Brown!?

07.02.2026 01:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Should have had Tyrese there to warn Zoolander, too.

07.02.2026 01:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look, I’m addicted to the Olympics, okay? I was born during the opening ceremonies of the 1984 summer games. My parents just always had me watch them and made sure to always tell me the northern lights were up while it all happened.

My wife thinks it’s cute and I just love them. USA USA!

07.02.2026 01:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pretty sure this is the end to Sonic the Hedgehog where all the ring are just there because he dropped them and now he has to fight Dr. Robotnik in a fourquel

07.02.2026 01:54 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
07.02.2026 01:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Ladies and gentleman, Zoolander and Hansel are having a walk off. IT’S A WALKOFF

07.02.2026 01:52 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Dug the flag! The espresso pots just brought me back to Beauty & the Beast 😂

07.02.2026 01:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It also looked like the wizard of oz behind her! And … I guess I didn’t know she was Italian but should have since I know her mom is an opera singer.

07.02.2026 01:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Am I the only one watching the Olympics opening ceremony!?

07.02.2026 01:42 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Wait, what “what’s up” thing? Is there a new “what’s up” thing?

27.01.2026 15:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just woke up and same

27.01.2026 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am not enjoying this game

26.01.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely. It’s The Way.

22.01.2026 02:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0