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I wouldn’t stop at miniature portraits. I would get them done in silver holographic foil for a 3d effect.

It would be a public service.

Artful, exactly.

I would no longer worry about my makeup at all, because I would know that my true beauty was elsewhere: dainty-as-fuck nipples.

I’d have them photographed in seasonal settings, like people do with children and pets.

Here are my breasts at the pumpkin patch. Here they are with crocuses. Here they are moodily reflected in a window at a historic library.

(Personal and legal)

I would be insufferable. They would be how I started and ended arguments.

Cassatella di sant'Agata - Wikipedia

I’d give out little pastries to celebrate them, à la en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassate...

If those were my breasts at age forty, I wouldn’t stop showing them to people.

There would probably have to be a local ordinance. I’d be banned from zoom and teams. I’d have casts made for bronze replicas.

Not NOW, white whale!

Cabbage, but I won’t say why.

The facts of the actual case are pretty egregious. I am not surprised the defendant’s motion for summary judgment was denied.

I ate. ;)

Every. Pair. I can find.

No matter how short the trip.

Infinity+2 if it is a business trip.

9. I’m hoping anyway.

@jmhg.bsky.social? Is it?

Maybe it reads more light hearted in spanish.

Supervisor's "habit of 'adjusting' himself" absent any other conduct, was not "inherently sexual behavior" actionable under Title VII or 151B, though plaintiff alleged it was the cause of severe distress and uncontrollable diarrhea. Allard v. Citizens Bank, 608 F. Supp. 2d 160 (D. Mass. 2009)

Statement that "what kind of Postmaster are you with such a greasy ass, not even my cock reaches there, it doesn't fit in your ass," possibly subjectively offensive, though plaintiff was known to use the term "dumbass" in conversation. Quiles-Carrasquillo v. De Joy, 761 F. Supp. 3d 412 (D.P.R. 2025)

Recovering Ghosts In the Cascade Range, a few miles up a logging road from US20, there is a bench on a hillside that is about 2 acres in size.

I wrote a piece about my search for Karen and Rodney. open.substack.com/pub/ryaninor...

You know that Minneapolis solo attorney who you RT'd two days ago after he announced he was up 10 clients released via habeas in immigration cases, despite having filed his first-ever .habeas petition only 29 days prior?

He's gotten two more clients released from ICE custody *today*.

Based on some recent reports I've seen it definitely seems like we're seeing an uptick in ICE presence across Massachusetts, especially around courthouses. Not a huge surge, but a clear increase in activity.

As always, call LUCE if you suspect you see ICE: 617-370-5023

Struck by the three pm sadness, I successfully connected it to having not eaten.

Also, some lawyers are dickheads.

It’s the same side. That’s just from my laptop camera instead of my phone.

My blouse is off white and my jacket is taupe, but under the weird office lights the blouse is so warm toned it seems blush and the jacket is so cool toned it seems green. I am dressed like an underripe peach on an internship. Stone fruit was never meant for this.

…same.

This was also apparently about how important it is to put the phone down while functionally asleep

But I am good at saysing things

Note: this is about the difficulty of getting a medical appointment.

This is how I sext:

(See also Decameron, Third Day, Tenth Tale).