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This is how I sext:

Every important Noun (“Noun”) starts with a Capital Letter.

They seek to assert “various privileges,” you see.

Dear Large Boston Firm:

Usually if I file a motion for protective order, I explain who I represent and what their deal is before page eight of eighteen.

Consider it.

Love,

Me

I am still who I was at eighteen, still vulnerable, still look fast away from approaching pain, like it can never reach me.

I am still who I was at twenty-five, still as confident in my mind and capacities, still rapacious for knowing, understanding, being.

I just look like someone’s mom.

How much you stay the same.

The warm air of the first night that breathes like spring, after a long shut in winter, feels exactly the same on my skin, as it did fifteen years ago, as it did twenty years ago, as it ever did.

With hope, as it ever will.

Kept in great condition, it seems.

I love a stout.

Yeeees

Citing a Supreme Court decision from 2025 feels so ick.

I wouldn’t stop at miniature portraits. I would get them done in silver holographic foil for a 3d effect.

It would be a public service.

Artful, exactly.

I would no longer worry about my makeup at all, because I would know that my true beauty was elsewhere: dainty-as-fuck nipples.

I’d have them photographed in seasonal settings, like people do with children and pets.

Here are my breasts at the pumpkin patch. Here they are with crocuses. Here they are moodily reflected in a window at a historic library.

(Personal and legal)

I would be insufferable. They would be how I started and ended arguments.

Cassatella di sant'Agata - Wikipedia

I’d give out little pastries to celebrate them, à la en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassate...

If those were my breasts at age forty, I wouldn’t stop showing them to people.

There would probably have to be a local ordinance. I’d be banned from zoom and teams. I’d have casts made for bronze replicas.

Not NOW, white whale!

Cabbage, but I won’t say why.

The facts of the actual case are pretty egregious. I am not surprised the defendant’s motion for summary judgment was denied.

I ate. ;)

Every. Pair. I can find.

No matter how short the trip.

Infinity+2 if it is a business trip.

9. I’m hoping anyway.

@jmhg.bsky.social? Is it?

Maybe it reads more light hearted in spanish.

Supervisor's "habit of 'adjusting' himself" absent any other conduct, was not "inherently sexual behavior" actionable under Title VII or 151B, though plaintiff alleged it was the cause of severe distress and uncontrollable diarrhea. Allard v. Citizens Bank, 608 F. Supp. 2d 160 (D. Mass. 2009)

Statement that "what kind of Postmaster are you with such a greasy ass, not even my cock reaches there, it doesn't fit in your ass," possibly subjectively offensive, though plaintiff was known to use the term "dumbass" in conversation. Quiles-Carrasquillo v. De Joy, 761 F. Supp. 3d 412 (D.P.R. 2025)

Recovering Ghosts In the Cascade Range, a few miles up a logging road from US20, there is a bench on a hillside that is about 2 acres in size.

I wrote a piece about my search for Karen and Rodney. open.substack.com/pub/ryaninor...