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SF native in NO. Just trying my best. "I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson

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A medium brown dog flops on a white and spotted shag carpet and also is half on the wood floor next to a tennis ball, which was just there, he was not playing with it. Other toys and beds are visible in the background

A medium brown dog flops on a white and spotted shag carpet and also is half on the wood floor next to a tennis ball, which was just there, he was not playing with it. Other toys and beds are visible in the background

I love this tennis ball placement that would make you think les was playing with a ball like a real dog, instead of the reality, which is he just flopped next to it.

14.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(neutral ground parking is a fine so...a fee for parking if you have money.)

14.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating that cars parked in the neutral ground on my block, of mostly Black residents, gets ticketed immediately during carnival but not during St. Patrick's Day parade. I'm sure it's nothing and police enforcement is definitely the same for both events.

14.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"there's a whole discussion in my mentions about how to destroy cars...which...may be useful info."

"you've collected quite the group of anarchists," my bf.

"I built this following brick by fucking brick."

14.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always wonder if Sisqo's biggest hit would have been received the same way if the label had gone with his original, grammar-centric version "The Diphthong Song"

14.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

14.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 4897 πŸ” 1278 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 32

This is so small & yet so big. Inclusivity matters, & will keep happening bc people are kind, no matter what the fear mongerers wanna tell you. (they're just pissed as mostly white assholes that things aren't just being handed to them anymore and so the repercussions are...the downfall of society.)

14.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Overpaying for lineman and treating women like people? Don't make me like you, Saints.

14.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They left as I was talking to my neighbor lady and our dogs were playing so I was distracted and didn't get to scold the dude but they're gone so...

14.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tempted to unbag the dogs poop right where you'd step to get in the driver side but I suppose that's not very Better Person of me.

14.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Practicing being a Better Person means I won't call the tow truck on the person fully blocking my driveway for the parade, even though I walked my dog two blocks away and have seen at least ten open legal parking spots. But I am gonna leave a note about the social contract.

14.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The Irish parade blaring Uptown Girl is on brand... The caucasity... (she says, raised in an Irish American family.)

14.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct.

14.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cause we always have to look for racism in the hearts or bones, never in the way Black people are actually regarded or treated.

14.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

Hmmm wonder why Barbie isn't higher? Real thinker, that...

(it's sexism. Which is ironic, given the entire message of the movie.)

14.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's 2026. Not wholly and completely condemning even the appearance of racism is a wild failure. But that's my morals and apparently not Tucks. I'll continue going to iris and napping/relaxing through Tucks, thanks.

14.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's...not the correct response.

14.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also a thematic film as the action scene takes place on St. Patrick's Day.

14.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth wide open . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth wide open as he says I don't care

It's so good. And earlier than you think. This movie is all gas. TLJ economy of words to give master line work and then bursts of effusiveness. He'd employ it similarly well in The Client.

14.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not say this to be hyperbolic. However dumb you think cops are, I want you to think ten times dumber and then MAYBE you'll approach how dumb they actually are.

14.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tommy Lee Jones and his whole crew are a thousand percent more competent than any cops ever in the history of the world.

14.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all...just don't talk to cops ever. Don't let them in the house. Don't let them anywhere near you.

14.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're watching The Fugitive and this movie would be five minutes long if the wise doctor Kimball had HAD A LAWYER PRESENT. THE POLICE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

14.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Mark Duplass is on celebrity Jeopardy all stars tonight. If you ever wanna know precisely what it's like to hang out with @rouxgarou.bsky.social...well, there may be a reason for that.

14.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it's so good. I could do a tight five on "Marilyn was actually a genius bc playing dumb is really hard."

And it's only COMPLETELY gay too.

14.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lorelei Lee: Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

85 of 86 found this interesting

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Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?

Lorelei Lee: It's true.

Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for?

Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for YOUR money.

45 of 45 found this interesting

Quotes Lorelei Lee: Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help? 85 of 86 found this interesting : Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money? Lorelei Lee: It's true. Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for? Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for YOUR money. 45 of 45 found this interesting

Mr. Esmond Sr.: Say, they told me you were stupid! You don't sound stupid to me!

Lorelei Lee: I can be smart when it's important. But most men don't like it.

38 of 38 found this interesting

Mr. Esmond Sr.: Say, they told me you were stupid! You don't sound stupid to me! Lorelei Lee: I can be smart when it's important. But most men don't like it. 38 of 38 found this interesting

I was looking for the first quote from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, which I appreciate for being listed first, and then the next two are bangers as well. Anyway. That movie rocks.

14.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These were hotter 'n hot jalapeΓ±o but I have a box of the mixed variety mini bags left from mardi gras so I have those too.

14.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something something American health care!

14.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No you can't have these, they're my medicinal zapps. For my sinuses. Bc of the trees fucking.

14.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some men can't even text you back and this one out here plotting strategically how to get you to be a fan of his team.

(I've made several people LSU fans. And I'm now an IU fan bc I'm stupid, but also have good timing.)

13.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0