Lisa Marie

Always wonder if Sisqo's biggest hit would have been received the same way if the label had gone with his original, grammar-centric version "The Diphthong Song"

Ticket stub for Manfred Hatesfans

I was buying tickets for my local AA team, and forgot I changed the name on my MLB account.

#vivabeisbol

Just absolutely ridiculous.

Good lawyers check their cites twice and have someone else check them at least once and I went to a fucking scrub ass law school, no onesm else has a gd excuse.

stupidly.

and that is saying something because we had a house drink called the flaming doctor pepper. 151 Rum, alight, dropped in pint of beer.

Tasted like dr. pepper.

All this was a choice. I can’t get over how all of this was a choice. A plurality of American voters saw corruption, bigotry, pandemic, economic crisis, coup attempt, and criminal conviction, then opted for more.

To infinity and your mom!

A medium brown dog flops on a white and spotted shag carpet and also is half on the wood floor next to a tennis ball, which was just there, he was not playing with it. Other toys and beds are visible in the background

I love this tennis ball placement that would make you think les was playing with a ball like a real dog, instead of the reality, which is he just flopped next to it.

(neutral ground parking is a fine so...a fee for parking if you have money.)

Fascinating that cars parked in the neutral ground on my block, of mostly Black residents, gets ticketed immediately during carnival but not during St. Patrick's Day parade. I'm sure it's nothing and police enforcement is definitely the same for both events.

"there's a whole discussion in my mentions about how to destroy cars...which...may be useful info."

"you've collected quite the group of anarchists," my bf.

"I built this following brick by fucking brick."

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

This is so small & yet so big. Inclusivity matters, & will keep happening bc people are kind, no matter what the fear mongerers wanna tell you. (they're just pissed as mostly white assholes that things aren't just being handed to them anymore and so the repercussions are...the downfall of society.)

Overpaying for lineman and treating women like people? Don't make me like you, Saints.

They left as I was talking to my neighbor lady and our dogs were playing so I was distracted and didn't get to scold the dude but they're gone so...

Tempted to unbag the dogs poop right where you'd step to get in the driver side but I suppose that's not very Better Person of me.

Practicing being a Better Person means I won't call the tow truck on the person fully blocking my driveway for the parade, even though I walked my dog two blocks away and have seen at least ten open legal parking spots. But I am gonna leave a note about the social contract.

The Irish parade blaring Uptown Girl is on brand... The caucasity... (she says, raised in an Irish American family.)

Correct.

Cause we always have to look for racism in the hearts or bones, never in the way Black people are actually regarded or treated.

Hmmm wonder why Barbie isn't higher? Real thinker, that...

(it's sexism. Which is ironic, given the entire message of the movie.)

It's 2026. Not wholly and completely condemning even the appearance of racism is a wild failure. But that's my morals and apparently not Tucks. I'll continue going to iris and napping/relaxing through Tucks, thanks.

That's...not the correct response.

Also a thematic film as the action scene takes place on St. Patrick's Day.

a close up of a man 's face with his mouth wide open . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth wide open as he says I don't care

It's so good. And earlier than you think. This movie is all gas. TLJ economy of words to give master line work and then bursts of effusiveness. He'd employ it similarly well in The Client.

I do not say this to be hyperbolic. However dumb you think cops are, I want you to think ten times dumber and then MAYBE you'll approach how dumb they actually are.

Tommy Lee Jones and his whole crew are a thousand percent more competent than any cops ever in the history of the world.

Y'all...just don't talk to cops ever. Don't let them in the house. Don't let them anywhere near you.

We're watching The Fugitive and this movie would be five minutes long if the wise doctor Kimball had HAD A LAWYER PRESENT. THE POLICE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

Mark Duplass is on celebrity Jeopardy all stars tonight. If you ever wanna know precisely what it's like to hang out with @rouxgarou.bsky.social...well, there may be a reason for that.