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Stu Fleming

@thebasement.nz

Māpua, New Zealand

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‘I actually work every day’: PM defends quiet January diary after preaching shorter breaks The diary of the Prime Minister has been released and shows he had no engagements until 19 January.

When you did nothing because you thought Armageddon was coming but then found out that wasn’t the end of the world, just a really bad situation for everyone.

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

11.03.2026 05:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not going to do much for the floors either

11.03.2026 05:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only solution to all trolley problems is that every participant should do what they can to improve the safety of the situation for everyone. It is the Devils Advocate of modern philosophy.

11.03.2026 05:29 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Pam’s generally for us too, or Oak

11.03.2026 05:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watties cans the can

11.03.2026 05:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whisky magazine interviewer: “What is it you like most about Bunnahabhain?”
Me: “it’s hard to say”

11.03.2026 04:53 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It disappoints me that in the 6 years since Prince Harry moved to Motecito, nobody has run with the headline "He'll never reign in Southern California"

11.03.2026 04:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This, only for the rapidly diminishing number of brain cells

11.03.2026 04:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Other than a handful of years, the US has engaged in some form of conflict, military action, engagement, belligerence or warfare continually since it was founded.

11.03.2026 04:05 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I too was led to believe I would feel better about this situation

11.03.2026 04:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Great-Aunt Muriel (*) had it right about Trump when she warned me in 1990: “Watch out for this guy, he’s bad news”

(*) not actually my great-aunt, for various complicated reasons

11.03.2026 03:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember, it’s not the end of the world, just the end of the world as we know it.

11.03.2026 03:57 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She has a katana tho, it’s much easier

11.03.2026 03:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Depends on the currents

11.03.2026 03:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just ignore the fuckers. Let them eat cake.

11.03.2026 03:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Moa Point nears grim milestone of 2.5 billion litres of raw sewage An MP fumes over unanswered questions as a community leader reveals that early warning signs at the Wellington wastewater plant may have been missed, raising concerns about what went unnoticed before ...

www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

11.03.2026 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna be a lot of fucked off billionaires getting to their secret bunkers in NZ, finding out there’s no fuel and not being able to fly out again

11.03.2026 03:35 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

Well as long as it’s above legal minimums what can possibly go wrong?

11.03.2026 03:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Since posting I have discovered the Mull of Galloway and the Mull of Oa

11.03.2026 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's elevated enough there. In the 2015 flood I was able to get down School Road to Five Roads corner where Riccarton Road was flooded

11.03.2026 02:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only thing there has ever been a Mull of, is Kintyre

11.03.2026 01:48 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Cook
Menai
Dire

11.03.2026 01:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You don’t hear much any more about the raw sewage still pouring into Wellington harbour but it’s up to 2.5 billion litres

11.03.2026 01:17 👍 31 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1

Microsoft products are my best explanation for the productivity paradox

11.03.2026 01:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m telling you, Bono is on the edge of his SEAT right now.

11.03.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And Spock.

11.03.2026 01:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Captain, May I suggest SEARCH *.* ‘Spock’ “ would have been a much shorter movie too

11.03.2026 01:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was no need to have gone to larger form factors than this

11.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've long been a proponent of Ark of Golgafrincham policy

11.03.2026 00:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You must be new here

11.03.2026 00:22 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0