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This tweet is 9 years old and it's never been wrong once.

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

How much delusion does it take for even the dumbest person to be like "Yup, I support this guy 100%"

10.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I’d watch

10.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a red scarf is holding his hand to his ear . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red scarf is holding his hand to his ear .

Honestly that’s the most creative lead-in I’ve seen in one of these so far.

10.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to Left Coast Crime a few weeks ago and everything was normal there and back. No lines, right through.

09.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Updated estimates...
30% Mental Illness
20% Stupidity
50% Dementia

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guerin is inching closer to his ultimate dream of rolling four fourth lines.

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so off the map that part of me is like...maybe this will be amazing? Because if you're taking THAT big of a swing it kinda has to be.

05.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Close to 650 federal agents remain in Minnesota weeks after border czar announced end of operation There are still more than quadruple the 150 agents Tom Homan said there would be in the state by the end of last week.

They’re still lying to us.

www.startribune.com/close-to-650...

05.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2025 πŸ” 883 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 28

Faxxed tho?

04.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holding my nose through this season and hoping the Pohlads sell after the lockout is my "wait til next year".

04.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody is ever telling him he's wrong again. Yurov/Wally/1st trade for Trochek should be announced any min now.

04.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Suspect Guilty GIF ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF

Billy's presser explaining they didn't have assets to make an impact deal.

04.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trading almost all your draft capital for Gus Nyquist, Jiricek and McCarron is peak Guerin.

04.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The price of β€œgrit” is never too high for BG

04.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thrillerfest, Midwest Mystery Con, Malice Domestic

04.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthony nominations are live. You are LEGALLY allowed to nominate SILENT CREEK.

04.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I didn’t expect to be invited but it still hurts. That said I’ll allow it because representation matters.

02.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But then how would we hit the panel trifecta?

01.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with his hand on his chin and his mouth open ALT: a man with his hand on his chin and his mouth open
27.02.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope and Glory

27.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks buddy. Sending Phil a copy was one of my favorite things about this book

26.02.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why am I paying federal taxes again?

25.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so fun fact: recently during the fraud investigations being redone by this season’s feds, MN’s rate of medicaid/medicare fraud was well below the national average

nationally, it’s β‰ˆ 6% each year; in minnesota it’s like β‰ˆ 2.5%

we know this is vindictive at this point

25.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2202 πŸ” 684 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 26

I am picturing people using a pop tart as a pretend phone and it is getting funnier and funnier to me

24.02.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 1026 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s gonna give up the farm for Trochek now, isn’t he?

22.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

brady tkachuk can't wait to get his gold medal so he can try to take off the foil and eat the chocolate inside

22.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hughes brothers >>>> Tkachuks

22.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 318 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10

Billy Guerin is definitely gonna ride this high into giving up the farm for Trochek, isn’t he?

22.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god this game

22.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0