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Just a silly gal who likes to tweet her silly little thoughts Two time award winning artist

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You can always tell someone is posting in bad faith when they start using SAT words

09.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Social media around the days of Daylight Savings is so annoying. People are really out here just saying things

09.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so the hairspray thats been missing for weeks was in the bag I never unpacked? Thats crazy

28.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite bits is saying β€œhell yeah, equality” anytime I hear about a woman doing something awful

28.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If audiobooks don’t count as reading then riding on a plane shouldn’t count as flying

26.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Winco getting tap pay before Walmart really solidified them as the superior low cost grocery store

25.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Durst drops out of state Senate race β€œI am not quitting,” the former lawmaker and school district superintendent wrote. β€œI have never been a quitter and I don’t intend to start now.”

What a loser
www.idahoednews.org/ballot-beat/...

20.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bzzz bzzz baby i got myself a tattoo appointment booked

18.02.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to go digging for this link after coming across this today

13.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Its sole purpose is to piss off its users. Its a terrible site

09.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how everyone on twitter is handling the halftime show

09.02.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An interesting thing about me is I never want a shot of rumplemintz but I will always say yes to a shot of rumplemintz.
Its a vibes thing ya know?

09.02.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want the tracksuit from the Opalite video

06.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The shift back to conservatism is RUINING SWIMSUITS

30.01.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m concerned this is coming across like I think women are a burden and they should be drunk and distracted, but its actually a warning about how unhelpful I am

24.01.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My friends asked me to help them move so i showed up and got the women drunk

24.01.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s next on the list! Martian was a little heavy on the technical jargon (no shit) but I need a break from that. Jurassic Park will have some science talk but at least that will be biology and not a lesson in creating fuel from piss hahaha

23.01.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ayyyyy its been 10 years but finally read The Martian and tonight I get to watch the movie!!!

23.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Living alone has made it so I cannot stand the concept of gendered household chores. Shut up about trash being a β€œman’s job” and empty the damn garbage!!!

14.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: am i stupid or do these bathrooms not have locks?
My friends: ……….

11.01.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is something about this happening in Minneapolis that makes me extra anxious.

You have the ghost of George Floyd and the BLM demonstrations. The Tim Walz of it all. The fact that Minnesota is a purple-ish state.

08.01.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 2026 goal is to have Scheana Shay from VPR as my top artist on Spotify.
In order to beat out Taylor Swift, I am playing her music on my ipad all day with the volume down low enough that I can’t hear and become annoyed

07.01.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She just announced she’s leaving at the end of the month lol

07.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She’s fine she needed her teeth cleaned. Here she is on drugs. She’s been very whiney and annoying and I love her

31.12.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dog is at the vet and I don’t like it. She sits at home while i’m out doing things, not the other way around!!!!

30.12.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the jacked butt cheeks πŸ˜‚

29.12.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I want to eat it too!!!!

29.12.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry if this isn’t β€œthe standard” but I want Boise State in the PopTarts Bowl asap

29.12.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
25.12.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It someone told me they were planning to open carry i would assume its a presents thing

25.12.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0