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Dave2319

@dfmercer

Three possums in a coat. Absurdity enthusiast. Star Trek, Baldurs Gate 3, and random silliness welcomed.

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03.05.2025 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 356 ๐Ÿ” 113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Revenge is a dish best served. Period.

03.04.2025 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It appears he has struck tweed, however.

10.02.2025 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's just say I know my way around a boxing ring.

Good thing it's a square, or I'd be lost for sure.

10.02.2025 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asocial media?

07.02.2025 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gone with the Buttholes

31.01.2025 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point, when someone asks me what feature I would look for in a new home, the only right answer is, "a moat."

28.01.2025 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go ahead, participate in a murder. What could go wrong?

28.01.2025 12:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MoNOWgamy

25.01.2025 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like the next destination is the Dominican Republic. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด
At my age, I don't need stuff, I love building memories and seeing new things.

25.01.2025 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Figuratively speaking.

25.01.2025 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you sir!

25.01.2025 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm a day late, the batteries in my calendar died.

24.01.2025 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More Thailand.

23.01.2025 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More scenes from Thailand. So amazing.

23.01.2025 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Day 1 at Kamala Beach in Phuket, Thailand.

28.12.2024 10:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have enough energy to jingle 3/4 of the way at most on a good day.

20.12.2024 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paradise by the Pepsi light.

17.12.2024 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I giggled way too much.

15.12.2024 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It is brutal. Take care of yourself. It's easy to forget to do that at the most difficult times.

12.12.2024 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of digging three holes that filled up with water...

12.12.2024 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you like the hotel so much, why don't you Marriott

11.12.2024 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Silent Night!

06.12.2024 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 10672 ๐Ÿ” 1252 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 229 ๐Ÿ“Œ 74

No thank you, I'd prefer the impersonal pan pizza. I haven't got a long enough lunch break to get acquainted.

05.12.2024 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, in the broadest sense, a gun could be considered an anti-aging product.

03.12.2024 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I for one am worried about the internal combustion eels.

02.12.2024 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I may have concussed myself with that facepalm.

02.12.2024 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You would be THE Pixies. The definite article.

02.12.2024 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never been a politician, but I have to say that if I were Joe Biden right now, I would give a grand total of zero fucks. Nary a fuck in sight.

02.12.2024 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? Passion for stuff and things is awesome.

02.12.2024 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0