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@twistmeyer

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Trump 250kV

10.03.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

quick, someone register 'Vance 250', just in case

10.03.2026 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Lindsey wants to make a new NATO with the guys who attacked us on 9/11?

10.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4954 ๐Ÿ” 1331 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 476 ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

It took me a few seconds to notice that it was an Onion story.

10.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could we just have them all room together in public housing? Shenanigans would no doubt ensue.

10.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, basically this is Thin John Belushi from Animal House. Have we heard a peep out of him otherwise?

10.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear there's a vaccine to prevent cahoots, but RFK Jr. is blocking its release.

10.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm gonna spend a lot less money on my gasoline, since I don't have a job in this economy and can't afford to go anywhere.

10.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In cahoots with Netanyahu, does she mean?

10.03.2026 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sydney Sweeney looking for work?

10.03.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a clown. How does anyone not see that?

09.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

09.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1866 ๐Ÿ” 369 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

How safe is this guy's seat in Louisiana? I think a good case for electing someone else could be made, based on all the vacation days he's given the House.

09.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just add kittens. Kittens make everything better. (I feel you, sometimes you just need a break.)

09.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The gas station is right by Union Station in downtown LA. Next closest one is a few blocks away on the other side of Chinatown. Not many stations in that area, both are close to the freeway, and that's not an area where you want to run out, with the LA county jail nearby.

09.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right now in the San Fernando Valley, Gas Buddy has a range of 4.79 to 6.03. I just drove past two of the cheapest ones in my neighborhood, and they are charging 4.88 and 4.89 for cash, 4.98 and 4.99 for credit. That 8 dollar station is kind of in the center of a gas desert in downtown LA.

09.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Did she tell Grok she was feeling depressed?

09.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does that mean that he gets whipped on votes by both the Majority and Minority whips? Or neither?

09.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ironically, axolotls have incredible regeneration abilities, enough to move the needle in medical research. But what has driven continued interest in them is that they were featured in the game Minecraft.

09.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

09.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 6142 ๐Ÿ” 1038 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186 ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

Axolotls are severely endangered because their one habitat, the waterways around Mexico City, are in bad shape. There are now more of them in aquariums than there are in the wild. It's said, but restoration of their habitat is not a high priority to anyone.

09.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm surprised that a certain set of US golf courses is still unmolested by protestors or terrorists.

09.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there no other picture of this guy? And we've never seen a public statement from him.

09.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like he's trying to out-macho Pete Buttigeg, and failing.

09.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In what way does the bombing of oil refineries suggest that the rise in prices will be 'short-term?' Last I checked, it takes years to build or retrofit a refinery.

09.03.2026 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well, the attack on Iran will end up killing thousands and raise gas prices while strengthening Russia, but at least it won't distract from the fact that the President of the United States raped children. Jesus Christ, we are in hell.

09.03.2026 07:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2570 ๐Ÿ” 618 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Diesel is over $6 a gallon at my local station in LA.

09.03.2026 05:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iran's government is more hardline, its people are poorer and more isolated, the region's on fire, and the global economy feels like its about to go into shock

If you want to know why people wanted to avoid war with Iran for so long, you're finding out in real time

09.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 5203 ๐Ÿ” 1013 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81 ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 19190 ๐Ÿ” 4808 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 230 ๐Ÿ“Œ 141
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Markets are *very* unhappy about developments in Iran.

09.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4440 ๐Ÿ” 1361 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213 ๐Ÿ“Œ 107