The government cheese from the '70s was solid and slightly sharp, not rubbery like the singles. It still melted pretty well.

The scariest thing I ever saw in the store was a pack of singles labeled "pasteurized process cheese food substitute."

It's gonna take more quiet than he's capable of being.

Honestly, they deserve to live barefoot in a house strewn with Legos.

This is somewhat rhetorical, since Vietnam and Korea were not technically declared wars either.

Yes, his entertainment is the priority here.

Can you have POWs when you don't officially have a war? Prisoners-Of-Arbitrary-Combat-Operation doesn't have the same ring to it.

It's the penis. Perhaps we should issue them to female reporters to wave at him when they ask him questions.

NY Times story with sub head “the volatility in energy markets because of the war in Iran could not come at a better time for President Vladimir Putin.”

And once again, a Trump move works out really, really well…
for Vladimir Putin.
What a kawinky-dink.

They should just sell the naming rights and make it "Botox Mar-A-Lago".

I rarely do this, but here goes.

Dems should have VERY clear messaging on supplemental tied to the ouster of Whiskey Pete, Jared, and Witkoff. They've all ABSOLUTELY bolloxed the situation and if Trump wants $$, he needs to get rid of all of them.

Trump 250kV

quick, someone register 'Vance 250', just in case

So Lindsey wants to make a new NATO with the guys who attacked us on 9/11?

It took me a few seconds to notice that it was an Onion story.

Could we just have them all room together in public housing? Shenanigans would no doubt ensue.

So, basically this is Thin John Belushi from Animal House. Have we heard a peep out of him otherwise?

I hear there's a vaccine to prevent cahoots, but RFK Jr. is blocking its release.

Yeah, I'm gonna spend a lot less money on my gasoline, since I don't have a job in this economy and can't afford to go anywhere.

In cahoots with Netanyahu, does she mean?

Sydney Sweeney looking for work?

What a clown. How does anyone not see that?

Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

How safe is this guy's seat in Louisiana? I think a good case for electing someone else could be made, based on all the vacation days he's given the House.

Just add kittens. Kittens make everything better. (I feel you, sometimes you just need a break.)

The gas station is right by Union Station in downtown LA. Next closest one is a few blocks away on the other side of Chinatown. Not many stations in that area, both are close to the freeway, and that's not an area where you want to run out, with the LA county jail nearby.

Right now in the San Fernando Valley, Gas Buddy has a range of 4.79 to 6.03. I just drove past two of the cheapest ones in my neighborhood, and they are charging 4.88 and 4.89 for cash, 4.98 and 4.99 for credit. That 8 dollar station is kind of in the center of a gas desert in downtown LA.

Did she tell Grok she was feeling depressed?

Does that mean that he gets whipped on votes by both the Majority and Minority whips? Or neither?

Ironically, axolotls have incredible regeneration abilities, enough to move the needle in medical research. But what has driven continued interest in them is that they were featured in the game Minecraft.