14.03.2026 11:18
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I spent 3 decades fighting my chronic insomnia, and came out the other side rocking sunrises like my great-grandma.
Now I have to go to the cougar dance parties that start at 6pm and end at 10 if I ever wanna go dancing. 🤣
Aren't y'all in the admin skitterin' like lil' rats to stay on military bases, cause y'all so skeered of your own citizenry?!
*all
When I hit 55, I think I'll finally go get my English doctorate for cheap, just so when I go to ask my geriatric appointments I can be all "Dr. Griggs, retired," and then maybe rando med doctors might believe me when I speak.
When they ask me what I practiced, I can honestly say I was in research.
It's always a downgrade from my own meat computer in my head.
Funny, that.
"My fridge was made in the 90s. Go crazy tryin'."
Florence Welch saying “medieval, vampire, witchcraft”
me and my special interests
We had to order iced coffee, no ice, the night before on this recent vaca, put it in the mini fridge, just to *survive* til the hotel resto opened at 7 a.m.🤣🤣🤣
(I slept past 7 a.m. ONCE. 🙄😄 Woke up, ordered a carafe to our lil patio! Magical.)
Me over here wondering if it was an ancient hookah, or like, Hippie Grandad's OG Graffix 4-footer.
I will look! I've been on a search -- it was a soft, natural cinnamon scent, not a candy cinnamon.
It was PERFECT. DAMN YOU, BOULANGERIE!
What brand?
My fave cinnamon vanilla candles from Anthropologie got discontinued this year, and Im legit pissed. I bought 4 every Thanksgiving for the hols, can't find a decent dupe. Too fake-y a cinnamon.
Thanks, all!
On the bright side, my future travel anxiety is kinda cured? Like, 8 days in a foreign country with my dominant hand busted? No meds, no panic attacks or Au meltdowns?
After that, even my bucket list trip to Greece dream feels like cake🤣
That would be the last time I caught an ep of 911, babe.
Actual diagnosed psychopaths are sideeying this guy
A white woman with red hair & glasses holds up a wrist with a blue velcro splinter on it.
Well, my wrist is not broken, but I have an appt with a hand surgeon Monday, cause it *is* fucked up.
Heh, yeah, like, baby, I switched my *Rxes.*
No going back after that for a middle-aged woman.
Wait, WHAT? DEPECHE MODE?!
Lol tbh this was my panic-disorder ass the first 48 hrs after break:
I peeped at the xrays. To my uneducated eye, it doesn't look bad.
The 1st time, I broke BOTH BOTH arms and crawled outta a muddy ditch on elbows & knees, age 9.
Age 39 I broke my left, and drove 70 miles home b4 the dr called "BTW, go to an ortho, it's waayy broken."
And now, age 53, 8 days in a foreign country with a busted wing.
I mean, I jackleg-doctored myself for the last 10 days -- what's a lil' more?!
I was a good girl at the doctor's office and getting xrays 😆 so my chauffeur Dan stopped off at the fancy ice cream place on the way back and got me a coffee shake.
Awaiting x-ray results nicely sugared up!
It's my 3rd time to Negril. It's my happy place. So stunning & relaxing.
I go to my dr today. It's not a bad break; I've broken my wrists a few times. I'm guessing 2 teeny fractures in wrist and thumb, ligament damage.
But I didn't have a panic attack or use my anti-anxiety meds, so I'm smug AF!
We stayed in Negril (Rockhouse Hotel on cliffs for eclipse, then Skylark at the beach for 5 days!)
I broke my arm on the way to Ja! 🤣 Still had a great time!
FULL MOON eclipse. In Virgo. Over the waving ocean moon tides. (We are both Virgos.)
EPIC AF
Ali!!! My bff and I saw the red lunar eclipse last week over the ocean in Jamaica! It was INSANE.
My phone cam pics are trash, of course, but we woke up early and experienced the whole magical thing!
Bible*
Being equally obsessed with Edith Hamilton's Mythology and the Bibke, as I was moving from my Children's Bible to the O.G. Bible around 9 years old.
I was like "It do be like the gods are all fuckers, yo!"
And I was right.
