Kenny Stewart

There truly are few beliefs as pathetic within Europe as the belief that Scotland is or was a colony of London.

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Splendid post day.

Oh fun. We were subject to a cyber attack a couple of years before I started and there is still a sort of lingering organisational trauma.

Were you asked to review an attached spreadsheet?

Were you asked to review an attached spreadsheet?

Is anyone else in ScotPol getting dodgy-looking emails from real people today? Big virus-y vibes.

No casualties at the Central fire. The one good thing about it is it happened on a Sunday evening.

ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

I for one am shocked to learn that the people wearing the pervert glasses are not the only relevant perverts.

We exist in a meme stock economy in case some of you haven’t realized that yet.

Oh great, venture capitalists famously improve things.

Kenny Stewart @Kenny_Stewart "Church answers Dons' prayers" (c) all papers. #COYR 08/03/2016, 21:21

Metro Sport CHURCH ANSWERS DONS' PRAYERS

Ten years ago today the Metro published this headline the day after I tweeted that tweet.

It cannot be emphasised enough the extent to which UK politicians need to get off twitter.

I actually think that was largely the right call, in an odd sort of way.

Even the people that do remember it don’t really remember it after all the 60p vodka cokes.

(That wasn’t meant to sound snarky, that first day looks brilliant.)

My time machine works!

After you, Brian.

Pal I know you’re trying to help but if you don’t know a/ what the hielanman’s umbrella is and b/ that the fire took place at the Gordon St/Union St junction, not the four corners, maybe you’re not that well-placed to address this.

This morning I am really struggling to get over a sort of malaise that is entirely a consequence of sadness that important parts of my city keep going on fire.

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It’s a dreich morning in Glasgow but even then there is very visibly a sort of additional haar of smoke over the centre.

You could smell the smoke in our close this morning, never mind by the time you got out on the street.

CCA closing, everyone getting kicked out Tramway, M8 repairs an absolute mess, god knows what’s going on with the art school, the ABC site just… sitting there, and now Central being in whatever state it turns out to be in. Even as a Glasgow fundamentalist it’s hard to be optimistic about the city.

Fucking hell.

This is fucking devastating. We can’t lose Central, of all things. Why does this seem to happen to us more than anywhere else?

Not sure if it’s totally clear yet but yeah it’s the Union St side of Central.

Could Glasgow just not go on fire for a bit.

Dunno who calls their lineouts but leadership seems like a problem.

Just watched the highlights from yesterday again, because of course, but of the many mystifying things England did yesterday, why on earth did they not compete at the Italian lineout as the clock was going red? Italy took it unchallenged and kicked it straight out to end the game. Utterly bizarre.

ffs I’m never listening to you again. This is not a good use of my time (he says as he agonises over a choice between investing in a rural highway and a new freight trainline in a wholly fictional nation and scenario).