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Warren Terra is a pseudonym. @warren__terra on Twitter (inactive) @warren__terra at mastodon.online Apparently bluesky doesn't like underscores?

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It's been awhile but his early work was all about how entitled privileged people annoy him and it seemed like his more recent work was all about how little people annoyed his entitled privileged self.

11.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Acording to (my recollection of) his argument in The World Crisis (which of course might be exculpatory bullshit) by the time of The Dardanelles he'd decided the ships he planned to send were useless in modern naval warfare, but could still blow up a lot of things on the land.

11.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe it's post-facto lies. But it's a plausible scheme, it very well might have accomplished its tactical mission (if not its political aim) if only several thousand sailors had agreed to commit mass suicide in the service of what would have been pretty much an unprecedented scale of war crime.

11.03.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With a special bonus:
5) they're too cheap or too dumb to buy the same model of shoe in the correct size and then wear it.

11.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The article says:
1) he's not guessing the sizes, he's asking them their sizes
2) there's no indication he's ordering anything other than the size they tell him
3) he likes to bully anyone with a small shoe size, imply they're not manly enough
4) the implicaion is they inflate when telling him

11.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I don't even remember there being a serious ground component at all in the original version, that happened after the intended naval adventure stalled.

11.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been decades but my recollection of reading The World Crisis was that Churchill saw it as a checkmate. Sure, he didn't really care about logistics, but even he had to realize he wasn't taking control of the entire Bosporus, he was just going to blow the shit out of Istanbul.

11.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had no idea NYU Marketing Professor Scott Galloway was now a "masculinity influencer"

11.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Vindman was in the news for trying to do the right thing which Le really really wasn't.

11.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm not sure there's any convincing documentary proof Jesus existed or was important but also random charismatic religious leaders have always been a thing. David Koresh saying he was Jesus was probably either psychosis or fraud, but in another sense he pretty much was, same thing really.

11.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not even an excuse for them personally, they are obliged to quit if they aren't being permitted to practice law ethically.

(this is slightly different for seconded JAGs, who aren't allowed to quit, but also seconding JAGs might have Posse Comitatus problems).

11.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Around the table, not on it?

11.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no problem with the Gardener's historiography, it's their vision of politics that sucks. A political movement that rejects sincere allies because of their expressions of religious faith is not a viable proposition in the US.

11.03.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you read the thread, the judge heavily implies the "I was overwhelmed and used AI to cut corners with sincere intent" is a lie, the concocted and inaccurate quotes misrepresent the law in ways that are consistently favorable to his arguments, and the judge implies there's intent there.

11.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's worse than that: Trump didn't guess their sizes, he asked them their sizes, and they told him an artificually inflated number because they didn't want him to think they had small feet; he has told them he thinks men with small feet are deficient.

11.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not a quote, because it's not remotely verbatim, but I always liked his Hitchhiker's Guide explanation that the universe was too weird to understand because every time someone successfully understood the universe, the universe was immediately demolished and replaced with a weirder version.

11.03.2026 12:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His mideast politics was also complete dogshit, total Christian brain bullshit; remember when he his universe established a stable peace in Jerusalem because of course everyone would trust the Vatican's mercenary army, who would in turn behave impeccably?

11.03.2026 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The mission didn't really require forcing the strait open in any meaningful lasting way, it just required that one or two of the ships make it to Istanbul (with no hope of returning).

11.03.2026 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always liked another interpretation of The Dardanelles: Churchill sent a handful of useless obsolete battleships on a suicide mission to bombard the civilians of Istanbul, it might have worked except that Navy and the crews hadn't agreed to a suicide mission and noped out after two ships sank.

11.03.2026 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, I understand what the correct answer is, I'm just impressed that when they got it wrong they weren't substituting a commonplace similar name they used to see in their television listings all the time but rather they invented a name they've probably never actually encountered.

11.03.2026 10:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best part is that Frasier is a common name but I don't think Fraisier is?

11.03.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sort-of works, if you use the "resize" button in the upper right.

10.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does this schmuck think SNAP works?

10.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did he even say "please"?

10.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No-one is saying Clinton must be protected, least of all on this site.

But for whatever little it's worth, he was dragged before the House and testified under oath.

10.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is of course nonsense. Even if there weren't footage, and even if the double-tap didn't make it obvious this wasn't some misfiring Iranian missile accidentally crashing down there, it's in their target lists. They knew what happened a minute after anyone asked. That was the whole investigation.

10.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup.

10.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also invented at roughly the same time: antiseptic technique. Roughly 10% of mothers died in childbirth before it was developed. Possibly even better than smack.

10.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously I hope for great things but brilliant people worked very hard and developed drugs that could break up Alzheimer's placques 20 years ago and huge disappointment: the drugs made disease progression worse.

Placques get worse as disease progresses but that seems to be an effect, not a cause.

10.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If one of those doctors decides their Hippocratic oath has a zeroth law of robotics equivalent in it ...

10.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0