Couch of the god variety

I’m back to only posting here again.

Fucking woof dude. Those were all choices that were made…

Your hubris (enjoyment of MOBAs) sickens me.

I got my toes sucked in the handicap stall at the buc-ees in Lexington Kentucky

My ex has me locked in a very lengthy custody battle. My 3 year old has her ears pierced and she knows what red bull taste like.

I don’t give a fuck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway.

Smoking shit so purple you’d think it did poison damage.

I am here to cause mayhem and to clog your toilet.

Barca on Belmont.

Shoma mentioned.

Ryan is exactly right

Brother…

GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- Season Pass 4 character "Unika" joins the fight May 27th!
#GGST #Unika

General advice from someone in the space, start thinking about their wording.

If the current precedent is to search TOS for wording like “train”, they will immediately start thinking of ways to skirt the definitions.

The current situation is the best it will ever be. It only gets worse.

I would like to thank the Conclave for making their decision to make the home of Frosty Faustings and ComboBreaker a holy place

Ayyo?

I am the Slav king bitch.

Weird craving for barbecue sauce. Nothing else.

Beers again very soon. I am so sorry for your loss. We are here for you when you need us man.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit we need to do honor mode.

You do. It’s actually concerning how unlocked you are. I’m going to need Fort Knox and a half from you.

This is fuckin wild.

Give your pickle a tickle and move on.

I got my toes sucked in the handicap stall at the buc-ees in Lexington Kentucky

Pretty sure the misspelled @calebhearon.bsky.social name on the Chicago theater marquee the other day.

Nothing better than a night of yapping and being vulnerable with the homies.

Wrestling with my demons so much I got feelings and now we are in a consensual polyamorous relationship.

Anxiety and I are getting dinner and then having sex on north avenue beach.

I honestly hope that the beings beyond my imagination are real so there will be more things to fuck.

Y’all remember the jelly Reese’s?