People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
30.08.2025 04:50
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
25.08.2025 00:44
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Another heater
03.08.2025 05:41
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I was thinking about Stein's Gate earlier and they do a great job making you like the main girl by telling you she enjoys doctor pepper
30.07.2025 06:03
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Every so often I post about how I find some 3d models I posted for free years ago being used for different things and this is gonna be hard to beat
24.07.2025 15:55
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I'm co-opting this
17.07.2025 22:16
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Phil I must admit this is a banger but at the same time im forced to take it as a personal attack
30.06.2025 21:08
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My neighborhood crawling with ICE while I'm 700 miles away feels almost as powerless as those ICE agents must feel about the men fucking their wives while they're snatching up grandpas at Home Depot
30.06.2025 18:10
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Another banger phil
30.06.2025 17:48
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I only feel patriotic when an American shows up in an anime
27.06.2025 06:14
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22.06.2025 22:13
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I am very ready for the Chinese Century
22.06.2025 02:17
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chuck schumer vows to investigate until he finds an excuse not to do anything
12.06.2025 19:25
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i'd support the spontaneous mass unplanned protest against authoritarian racism but unfortunately i saw a picture of someone in the crowd doing something i personally think is bad optics so i'll have to sit the whole thing out. shame
10.06.2025 18:21
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Don't forget it
08.06.2025 01:20
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Team 4tress Two
07.06.2025 16:54
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Scawpilgim
06.06.2025 22:17
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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
05.06.2025 19:38
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This retroactively makes the Tesla Whitehouse lawn event one of the funniest things that's ever happened
05.06.2025 19:22
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Our message to London 👇🏻
24.05.2025 18:49
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mon mothma? star wars fans not beating the glup shitto allegations
19.05.2025 03:55
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Another banger phil
17.05.2025 18:58
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That's not what it stands for and I'm suing for emotional distress
16.05.2025 16:22
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Go out to the sleepytime zone instead smh
16.05.2025 15:19
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Thank you Phil
15.05.2025 03:27
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Played like 5 straight hours of the new Doom and I've never felt more at peace
13.05.2025 06:18
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Another banger phil
07.05.2025 02:57
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I don't even care if this is true or not I'm rolling with it
05.05.2025 16:04
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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
04.05.2025 21:43
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Rent should be $500
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