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‘barry’ is the best tv show you probably haven’t seen.

god damn, bill hader. great work.

saw kyle kinane tonight and boy he’s going through it. that was a dark set, hah. someone keep an eye on him.

it’s open as long as you avoid all the explosive drones and missile strikes with your oil tanker.

jon stewart would sweep, imo.

he’d be the “outsider” candidate liberals, progressives, and socialists could probably get on board with.

personally i’d be okay with aoc or ro khanna at this point but i don’t think there’s any other viables i’d be willing to vote for.

not virtue signaling, literally trying to make it clear that if we don’t make drastic societal changes yesterday, we’re all gonna die.

i remember going mega viral on my first well edited youtube skit and thinking “damn, if only i could make money on youtube.”

i was born 10 years too early to monetize my adhd.

sorry if i seem angry all the time i’ve been listening to a bunch of punk music.

the meta from ultras that every dictator that opposes america is a good person by default is so fucking stupid.

yes, north korea, the secret communist utopia us western brained morons can’t understand.

you could always spot the stalinists.

i have a suspicion that peptides are gonna ruin a lot of vain people’s lives.

some of the iranian diaspora sound indistinguishable from israelis.

dick dangler says no to unicorn humping.

dick dangler says no to unicorn humping.

representative dick dangler?

it’s as if people aren’t aware that it’s possible to get their names changed.

nah we need jim.

he’s like the anti-oracle.

he predicts opposite outcomes.

quite useful.

“propaganda doesn’t shout at you until you believe it, it talks at you until you don’t even care.”

bars.

i’m sure everyone in the middle east and global south appreciates your vibes based politics.

imagine giving up a seat to an open zionist because the anti-genocide candidate gave you bad vibes.

yeah he should role this out with public groceries or something, americans have no cause/correlation perception.

i feel like the pill is gonna need to be covered in peanut butter.

omg haha you’re right that’s wild.

correct. watch the optics. everyone is going to get outraged and it’ll become a national story.

it’s annoying because i can see the big picture (former brooklynite) but even amongst a lot of nyc residents this will be controversial.

i support this but the immediate blowback from this is going to be legendary.

first of all, no one outside of nyc residents could understand how this is a good thing.

secondly, there’s still a ton of drivers within nyc so the permit solution has to be pristine.

BALLSY move.

lol i support this yet absolutely see the massive blowback that’s to come.

this is gonna be congestion pricing x1000

he definitely needs to ease into this with a very good permit policy.

facts. my analysis last year was that we’d need a false flag just to get us this far but i underestimated the american cattle’s complacency.

martial law was always in the cards and the trump admin couldn’t even get it assassinating american protestors in broad daylight.

if there was ever a place where you wouldn’t see a doctor it’s at a trump rally in kentucky.

one of trump’s hogs passed out behind him at a rally in kentucky, trump asked if there’s a doctor in the house, and dr oz came to help.

cartoon world.

i actually gave newsom too much credit.

he’s not a self serving psychopath.

he’s a golden retriever.

he wants to be liked by everyone he talks to and has zero opinions himself.

he also believes anything anyone tells him. until someone else contradicts it.

he’s a small, weak man.

it’s kind of wild watching world leaders shit talk each other on twitter during a war.

a lot of people clearly benefitted largely from something like 9/11; certainly enough to warrant conspiracy theories.

graham platner being a cia sleeper cell to be activated in senate just to embarrass the left is a psy-op.

in other words, if it takes a lot of planning and energy but doesn’t result in a clearly beneficial outcome, people typically won’t do it.