Amazing.
12.03.2026 10:35
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Amazing.
Update: HE GOT THE POINT FOR SCROTUM.
Asking questions of AI: unimaginative, bad for the environment, amplifies societal bias. ❌
Asking questions of ghosts: creative, exciting, potential for demonic possession, may lead to murders being solved. ✅
It wasn’t even much adult money. Those fennec foxes are going cheap on Vinted
So soothing. I’m doing more.
In my defence, I have events in Faversham, Farnham and Fishbourne in the same month and I barely know who I am anymore.
It has been rightly pointed out to me that Farnham is not in Kent. It is in Surrey. Do not go to Kent. Unless of course you want to or have business there. It’s very nice. I don’t want to upset the people of Kent as well as the people of Surrey.
SURREY SORRY
Baby bat reading Dracula.
Welcome to the latest part of my midlife crisis in which I have turned a Sylvanian fennec fox into a bat.
I’ve definitely had days like this though. (From @lettersofnote.com)
My favourite ‘grumpy Darwin’ moment is when he lost it with the bees.
Only a few tickets left for my event this Saturday at Farnham Lit fest with @stephmerritt.bsky.social @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social. Come along if you’re in Kent or nearby or actually far away. Make a bloody effort.
www.farnham.gov.uk/farnham-even...
Calm down, Darwin.
My thriller NOTES ON A DROWNING is 99p in ebook this month and also in the audiobook sale. Two determined women unravel a scandal involving misogyny, conspiracy and murder. A Times thriller of 2025.
www.amazon.co.uk/Notes-Drowni...
I’m in Faversham in Kent at 1pm Saturday, talking to Abir and Vas. Don’t make me go it alone. @favlit.org @radiomukhers.bsky.social @vaseemkhanuk.bsky.social
Tickets: www.favershamliteraryfestival.org/2026/events/...
That's it!!
Weirdly, Helen is already in the mix!
Ha!
I like Verity!
Weirdly I once worked with a Cassie Stringer.
What a name!
Wonderful.
It's set now (mostly) - her age is thirties!
Anyone fancy helping me name the protagonist in my new book? She's an American jewel historian, early thirties. Smart, determined, low self esteem. Looks a bit like Winona Ryder.
If I pick your name, you get a mention in the acknowledgements (if the book is ever published, that is!)
Aw, thank you! Such a brilliant festival.
Found the Penge Pussy!
By @whoamirony.bsky.social
Westbury Road, SE20. 🐈⬛
Not saying it's been raining a lot but local animals might want to pair up and find an arc.
(This is not a criticism, by the way. It makes sense. On purpose On accident.)
Funny that that Americans say 'on accident' instead of 'by accident'. Anyway, I just ran over a Californian on accident.
Notes on A Drowning is INCREDIBLE, Andrew. You will not be disappointed.