@alexandergruchala
Red panda in the Upper Midwest. Not that kind of attorney. Archaeology fan. Proportional representation. Linz was right. Senatus delendus est. Advocate of Nordic economic model. Reskeets /= endorsements.
You read the news like "White House surprised Iran fires missiles in war. Investors bet on the Money Fairy turning sea mines into cotton candy" and it's that scene in Downfall where Hitler is moving imaginary armies on the map.
Nice argument, but I've already depicted you as Padishah Emperor Leto II
American perfidy. We love to see it.
Gallipoli forever.
When this is over Americans will never want to hear the word strai(gh)t again. Total LGBT cultural victory.
Man, we're gonna *lose* lose this war, aren't we?
My opening assumption was a strategic defeat but tactical stalemate that Donald would spin into a win in domestic politics because we killed a lot more of them than they did of us, but this is gonna be like if Vietnam and the oil crisis had a baby.
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that donβt fit because theyβre scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
The US: We hate refugees and internally displaced people, but we're going to gratuitously create more of them.
He got too close to the truth.
Most spice-tolerant German.
Only Trump would be able to get the world off Middle Eastern oil.
(In the stupidest way possible)
America needs to stop giving TV talking heads difficult jobs they are not qualified to do.
This crisis is metastasizing. We are a joke.
The decision to make the new republic *not* the big dogs was such a mistake
Rick and Morty What is my purpose meme. CENTCOM asks: What is my purpose? Rick replies: You eat THAADs CENTCOM: My god
So was Squid Lake playing on holoscreens across the galaxy during Order 66?
How Iran views this war, according to historian of the regime @gbrew24.bsky.social www.vox.com/politics/482...
These guys are actually the inbred Crusaders looting the treasures of Constantinople in 1204.
Shared Google doc with editor of the Atlantic.
BREAKING: Leaked Pentagon documents reveal highly classified CENTCOM war plans
The virgin European "yes, you actually need a bunch of nerds on staff to plan out marching routes and develop contingencies" vs. the chad American "my nephew and my colleague from my railroad lawyer days are more than enough staff for a corps."
Fate of the world relies on Trump and Bibi being able to swallow one single L
Wondering who may betray him, Trump scans the room for a shoe that fits.
Just realized the complaint letter to Ea-Nasir is on loan to a museum in Abu Dhabi right now. π¬
The Far Side cartoon from 12/6/1987 depicting a ship full of revelers heedlessly sailing through a body of water with mines bobbing in it, a warship in the background, and a small raft with a couple guys and a gun in the bow. Caption: Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz.
today's news dredging up this 1987 Far Side cartoon from my childhood memory
americans would be terrified if we knew what a "litre" was
Spanish tankers traveling through the Strait of Hormuz
Peace of Augsburg (1555)
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason