L. D. Lewis, Sea Witch Apologist 🧜🏾‍♀️

Yay!

Woo hoo!! I just got my notification that it will arrive on April 15!

I met and hung out with my twin baby brothers (-13 years) this past weekend (iykyk). They are giants and I remain the tiniest person in my family.

Where are the superior genes within this video? The superior intelligence? All I'm getting is pallor and static

Begging literally anyone to show me the supremacy I am supposed to be seeing

Lego set in box: Monet's Bridge Over a Pond of Water Lilies

New project as a reward for surviving AWP

Our Discord community named our 2026 Steamy in Seattle mascot last week! Meet Vignette (Vinny for short), our teacup dragon! Vinny will feature prominently at this year's fundraiser on March 21 on keychains, scarves, and assorted delights. Get your tix today! www.clarionwest.org/event/steamy...

Not giving oxygen to the Times piece indicating some nebulous body of whoevers preferred AI over human writing, but if you're a human writer looking for validation in dismissing negative reviews of your work, Happy Today to you

The girls are knocking over houseplants to get to birds singing on the balcony. I must move the couch to get to all of the dirt. It is 9am. Spring is coming.

This response appears to miss the joke

a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open . Alt: Wolf of Wall Street frothing and screaming mania

Me reacting to every fucking tax promo email

Sit next to me and we will scream

They have my axe, whatever mischief they get up to

WHERE IS THE TEA, PLOG

What is our modern day equivalent of yeeting all of the tea into the bay

I cannot be trusted to not spit in somebody's face over this shit

I have never been more angry about a tax season

I opened my suitcase to unpack so now the girls think I'm leaving again and are doing their very best to impede and obstruct

Hi it's like 4pm on the east coast go eat (unless you're fasting for religious/medical reasons then ignore me)

I wanted to talk about how hot Nova is the whole time but FINE we'll do the generational trauma and consequences of fucking with peoples lives angle whatever

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

There's a whole "how do you forgive the murderer(s) of your family and the thieves of your home and should you do that if you have the power to...not" thing that goes on in Year of the Mer and I'm cranky about its applications to the real world right now.

I'm sure we'll all be fine.

🥰

Black cat curled up asleep in a lap

I have been home for 10 minutes

I do not

I am absolutely okay being left behind in some movements. You kids have fun.

Yup

There's a list but they'd walk off of the edge of the nearest tall building

All I need is one

Agreed!