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*Stolen from David Simon Canadian, from Toronto. If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.

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You might call him Premier BM.

14.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They vehemently believe the planet deserves/needs more of "them", which is possibly more of a motivator than the boning.

14.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Experts in international and U.S. domestic law" say what anyone who has been paying attention already knows.

14.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Queers of Hormuz would be a good band name.

14.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alls you have to do is clad the box in this stuff!

14.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lobbyist Arrested in Extortion Attempt of Client Who Received a Trump Pardon

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/14/u...

14.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The war will get better once Ellison takes over CNN.

14.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/gavi...

14.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Malcolm X  Front Page Challenge Jan  5, 1965     YouTube
Malcolm X Front Page Challenge Jan 5, 1965 YouTube YouTube video by Jon Stray

Just three weeks before he was assassinated Malcom X appeared on a Canadian game show. It is incredible footage. It reveals how Canadian media saw Malcom X as compared to how he was treated in the United States.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqmy...

14.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 441 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 16

Nope, they got to blow up things and kill people.

14.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Might start doing this more often. Roundup of some key visual gags of the week.

13.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Not sure what I did to make it work, but it's working now"

14.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Why can't the U.S. just take over the Strait of Hormuz? | About That
Why can't the U.S. just take over the Strait of Hormuz? | About That YouTube video by CBC News

CBC's YouTube channel is so good.
youtu.be/z6QlFpPMPKQ?...

13.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is having hot flashes, obviously. Manopause.

13.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It sounds like a great thing to do.

Our society segregates age groups to a really high degree. Schools, home life, work life, all tend to be highly segregated by narrow age groupings.

There is a lot of research showing that people lead healthier lives when age groups intermingle.

13.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She is setting a very fine example for her office of how to look like a jerk-off. Top Shelf.

13.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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pre #caturday timeline cleanse

13.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

What sort of monster would do such a thing?

13.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 573 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
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13.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

France could do a funny thing!

13.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doug Ford government moving to β€˜modernize’ freedom of information laws to shield politicians from scrutiny The changes will be introduced after the legislature resumes on March 23.

NEW: Doug Ford’s ⁦β€ͺ@OntarioPCParty‬⁩ government is changing the law to protect the premier and his ministers from public scrutiny. Freedom of information β€œmodernization” will shield politicians.

www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

13.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

bsky.app/profile/scot...

13.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rick Salutin: We’re watching a religious war between three theocratic states. Is this the 1600s? Why would anyone follow them into a pseudoreligious war? Because they claim to carry God in a bottle before them.

Religion sucks. It causes wars. This time, the Jews and the Christians started it.

13.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The East Wing of the White House is still open for business except that it is no longer there.

13.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The average age of the Porter fleet is 16 years, which suggests they’ll need to consider rebuilds or replacement in the next 5-10 years. They could do 1-for-1 swaps with the ATR 72 (widely-used French turboprop) and barely touch the tripartite agreement.

13.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Procedural basis is The Law of Doug

13.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Question I frequently ask my cat:

"What is a cat?"

Alternate version:

"Why are cats?"

13.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He wasn't wrong

12.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Moar pics of Taylor

12.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

@hunterw.bsky.social

12.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0