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@werfma

My pronouns are That cunt/This cunt

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Might have to get TikTok here

08.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#fyp Hey there you with the pyro where did your hand go you blew it off โœ‹โœ‹ TikTok video by Lewis Kidd

www.tiktok.com/@lktikkytokk...

08.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anybody got the 'hey there you with the pyro, where did your hand go? You blew it off' video off ye olde twitter?

08.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking tramps

08.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no greater line ever written than Harry Winks "Oh not it's a monster"

08.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is holding his hand to his mouth and saying that is delicious ALT: a man in a blue shirt is holding his hand to his mouth and saying that is delicious
08.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not convinced Mvuka is a footballer

08.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hand of Prod

08.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking hate Mikey Moore far more than I have any reason to.

08.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Clickbait of the worst fucking type. The shops are closed on Easter Sunday. Feel a cunt for anyone who does this shit for a living.

01.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mouthful of coffee when the line "sex-perv" landed. Didn't end well.

24.02.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

21.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was a woman in work who used to phrase it as "this really interesting thing came across my Facebook" which always raised an internal titter from me I can't lie.

17.02.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure they're in the replies to that tweet of Stevie's but I can't see them without an account

17.02.2026 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure they're in the replies to that tweet but I can see them without an account

17.02.2026 07:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stevie Martin on X: "Remains the most Iโ€™ve laughed filming something" / X Remains the most Iโ€™ve laughed filming something

x.com/5tevieM/stat...

17.02.2026 07:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you seen the outtakes? The best video ever. Had it saved on Twitter but lost when I deleted my account.

16.02.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 07:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did you not zoom in? It's 13 actually.

16.02.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He does WHAT?

14.02.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't read that first line and not picture you stood in a crem giving a eulogy.

12.02.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table with his mouth open and says `` i like it a lot ! '' ALT: a man is sitting at a table with his mouth open and says `` i like it a lot ! ''
31.01.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's your sign?

20.01.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heartbroken. Got this absolute beauty on Vinted for a fiver and InPost appear to have lost it the parcel.

Pray for me...

17.01.2026 09:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody likes a show off.

Wordle 1,671 6/6*

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15.01.2026 07:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kiefer Sutherland is innocent and I won't hear otherwise.

14.01.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like my men like I like my coffee: Flat White

14.01.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scaffold Me Close by David Essex?

14.01.2026 09:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kiss my arse.

14.01.2026 07:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@sentimentbot.bsky.social

14.01.2026 07:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0