🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸

Compromise: keep Churchill on the notes but it's the dog version from the advert

Put Geronimo the Alpaca on the 50 quid note.

Zack Polanski: “HYPNO BOOBS FOR EVERYONE”

[crowd boos]

ZP: “Very well, NO HYPNO BOOBS FOR EVERYONE”

[crowd boos]

ZP: “Hmm, hypno boobs for some, wealth taxes for others”

[crowd cheers]

I wonder if Omid Djalili still believes Iran planted the bodies there to make Israel look bad

Breaking news: the Greens will bimbofy everybody, we’ll all be wearing hot pink and bleaching our hair. In more local news, the Starmer government knew Mandelson was dirty, and gave him an ambassadorship anyway, or something

Takes spineless to know spineless I guess

It's pretty disgusting that women are forced to publicly disclose being sexually assaulted or raped in order to be taken seriously by their peers.

Guess who gets a shout out by Zack Polanski
#nzpol

I think it’s so rad that what could stop a war is the prospect of oil prices going too far up and not the idea that hundreds of thousands of people can be, or have been, killed.

I’m not a diplomat but I think exchanging the most annoying people you know for the resumption of treats feels like a no brainer

You’d think in this era of “MPs face increasing danger” there would be more outrage at newly elected Green MP Hannah Spencer being assaulted by transphobes but it’s nowhere to be seen on BBC News app even if you search her name

Attacks leave dead vs killed

the fact that most who have died in the gulf so far are either stateless or migrant tells you everything

Oh my god. Perfection

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

Close up photo of the tā moko (Māori tattoo) on my left forearm, showing a moon that is a combination of Māori and Irish Celtic design, and a collection of triangle and diamond shaped taniko (Māori weaving) patterns evoking stars and waterways.

This is what caught his attention and got him a bit teary, bless

Oh it was the same here too. Cringe!

Shout out to the Irish granda from Kilkenny who saw the Celtic moon among my tā moko and told to me “aye, both our people do be unstoppable with our intricate artworks” ❤️

Paper bag of feijoas from an Eastern Suburbs aunty via Roskill distribution hub

Socialist fruit season has begun

One thing that seems universally true of all fascists and the extreme right wing: they do not understand the point of art or the intent of any single piece of art. They are all fucking morons who are completely culturally illiterate. Sinead O'Connor would gouge their fucking eyes out for this.

After seeing them out in town holding a pro-Shah demonstration earlier, I can confirm Pahlavists are some of the most spiritually Israeli people on the planet

ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people

Ayatollah? I hardly know her!

Incredible flex from our wee bald king

She's so missed, I wonder what she would say about current events if she was still here. RIP Dawn Foster

Incredible work

An icon, a legend, the moment!

I’m OBSESSED with this video from Bristol Aquarium

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!