stefan

What level of chess are they playing when every answer they give about Iran starts with hominna hominna hominna I’m thinking minimum 6D

sonic the hedgehog is making a funny face in a video game while standing in a green field . Alt: sonic the hedgehog is making a funny face in a video game while standing in a green field .

Ultrasound as in ultra-Sonic???

some music makes me feel like I’ve taken highly illegal drugs

Enlightenment is just realizing that no one actually knows what the fuck they’re doing.

I'm not doomscrolling, my thumbs are spiraling

When I’m on my deathbed,
I hope I don’t regret any missed typopportunities

[trying to control my portions] hahaha whos walking who right

If the clown shoe fits...

I don't know, I only know that it was coined after the era.

WIFE: he calls blueberries “bloobs”

DIVORCE LAWYER: my god

young sheldon young sherlock what's next? young santa 🤣🤣🫶

The leading psychological research shows that there’s no link between antisocial behavior and video games, but that seems contrary to my own experience of playing Katamari Damacy and having to fight the constant impulses to roll myself up into a ball.

Either I'm getting less addicted to Bluesky or books are simply more important.

I am going to do some screaming now. Join in if you can.

I believe it is generally used for more of the soft rock/easy listening bands.

Maybe you have to hear it on a yacht for the full experience.

I bet the person who coined the term 'yacht rock' meant it pejoratively and is annoyed that fans actually liked and embraced it.

tell me, do you like your jib cut or uncut?

My husband and I have a very sophisticated system for deciding who handles the “scary noise” downstairs. It’s called “who can fake being asleep the fastest.”

I hate big butts and I love telling lies. My mortal enemy is Sir Mix-A-Lot.

how often would you like to get updates about beef stroganoff?

☑️ daily
☑️ weekly
☑️ once a month
☑️ if something big happens

I doubt it

i once went to Boston Market™️ & they were out of chicken & they were like what’s your problem is that hahd for you to understand get back in your cah & gtfo of here & i was like ok just give me a cuppa cawfee & they were like what kinda stupid accent is that & i was like its a new yawk accent &

Watergate I or Watergate II?

vamos mexico

Ppl constantly changing your profile name, handle and avi intermittently... stop it! Life is fucking confusing enough rn

Dear all podcast hosts & guests everywhere: I think it's important to say that "I think it's important to say that" is implied in the very fact that you are saying it, and thus perhaps can go without saying.

Going to be on here again intermittently saying things that are neither interesting nor funny JOIN ME IN THIS INCREDIBLE JOURNEY

womb should be spelt woom. i don’t make the rules, but i should

We should normalize saying “No” more often