James Barišić 🇭🇷

Spurs are playing.

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No, I'm going to bed before I start fucking swearing.

Night!

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I'd rather watch 45 minutes of an actual holy shit.

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Message to Igor Tudor : Whatever they are paying you, it's not enough for the damage that their shit decisions will do to your reputation. See if you can get sacked - you'll get a pay off!

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I fucking dream of us becoming the new Everton. That'd be an upgrade.

It'd be an upgrade if we became the new Royal Oak Sunday League Seconds. And that's with no shade on a fine Sunday league team.

Absolute shitshow.

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This will be our best 15 minutes. Mainly because we aren't on the pitch.

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I. AM. ABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. FINE. ACTUALLY.

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Also, just say what you want about Tottenham. Generally.

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Say what you want about Tottenham, if it wasn't for my insistence on sticking with the club through thick and extremely fucking thin for half a century, I wouldn't be getting an early night tonight. So there's that, I suppose.

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Fortunately, football hasn't been the core business of Spurs for a fucking while now. And, just so we're clear, I'm absolutely fucking fine with that. Fucking fine. Doesn't fucking bother me at all. They're all bastards, though. But I'm fine with it.

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I don't care what anyone says. At the moment, we are the best property management company in the premiership. We're just shit at football.

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@down.blue

Stable genius.

Step one of an incredibly stressful week has been negotiated successfully. Step two comes soon...

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I want to do this next door so badly x

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I reckon it'll be EFTA and then they can moan that they're not able to influence the rules they have to take to their heart's content!

UK-EU SPS Agreement - Legislation in scope To cut red tape and costs for importing and exporting with the EU, the UK will align with EU Sanitary and Phytosanitary (SPS) legislation.

Hahahahahahaha!

Rule takers!

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Hasn't she defected to Reform yet?

Why would that surprise anyone? His casino even went bankrupt! All his businesses go bankrupt!

They. Know. Nothing.

Obvs, terms and conditions apply. Call them to find out if finance is available in your country. If it is, you don't need one. If they want payment up front, order now to avoid disappointment.

If you are worried, these guys > atlassurvivalshelters.com/about/ < sell bomb shelters.

However, given that they also offer payment plans, they don't seem to think you'll be needing them any time soon.

Fortunately, I'm so psychologically damaged after the last decade of shitwittery that "terrifying" doesn't worry me in the least. It's like it was all involuntary preparation.

Do what you must. I'm off to get a coffee and do a sudoku...

Oh and have a good week.

Yep

I can't see how central station doesn't catch. It literally backs on to the building that's on fire. I mean, I hope it doesn't but I just can't see how it wouldn't. ☹️

Absolutely. No way that it's not going to be shut for a while one way or another now along with a chunk of Union Street and Gordon Street.

So sad.