Raw Pecans, Esq.

watch ur fave part 3 jojo's episode and i will rock out to YES tomorrow in ur honor my dude

suck that i have to comply
to ToS but i don't at the lincoln bio

may the empire crumble and burn

fuck your alligator alcatraz, fuck your every last detention center, fuck every single ICE employee from the goons grabbing grandmas off the streets to the bitches pushing papers behind a desk telling themselves they're far enough from the goons to still get to heaven

Florida's 'Alligator Alcatraz' detention facility to be empty 'within a few days' The immigration detention center in Florida's Everglades will soon be empty. State officials expect the facility to have no detainees "within a few days."

The immigration detention center in Florida's Everglades will soon be empty. State officials expect the facility to have no detainees "within a few days."

not everybody's place is in the front lines. even the middle lines!! some of you best just stay away from
the conflict at all!! you can help in other ways. you can provide food and comfort to those who can fight. but babYYYY please do not try it yourself!!!

people are afraid of me hitting them so it actually means something when i threaten to do it. tiktok has empowered so many physically inept dumbasses to put themselves on the "front lines" of the revolution/protests and it's so sad bc like hunny ... ur gonna get hurt so bad

i mean this in the most loving way but if you aren't lifting please don't tweet about "punching nazis" bc no one gaf bout your lil love taps

i had so much fun going to athens GA last night and being an absolute hater bc im from ATL hoe

please stop using AI to generate cat images when that is probably the single most available kind of image online

sweet nails

funnee

dick bissell .... what a name. what a bastard.

shit lib cuck take lmao

"if a country killed my family in the name of killing Hamas, first thing i would do was start Hamas 2" to quote some guy i cant remember the name of

a REAL fan

"non sexual nudity label" bro what FOR
if my body upsets you: kys
if you're online at work: get good, scrub.

hate this shit lmao this right here will always be the dividing line between a good website and one that i hold in contempt

detailssss

if you zoom in you owe me money

gonna change up this corner soon. looks like shit.

been macrodosing information about mormons lately lol they're the funniest cult

that was news in fucking 2016 ... i remember reading that in an issue of Popular Mechanics back when i lived with my parents .... like did you just pay no attention to developing tech until you entered college??? has it not always fascinated you

somebody i'm occasionally insecure about being smarter than me revealed that they just now learned that EV's use kinetic energy from the car stopping to charge the battery ... insecurity banished

unfortunate reality

love working for someone who takes me and my coworkers out to drinks and dinner on his dime just bc it's how he wants to spend his day

somebody's dad bought me drinks and dinner and lunch and a new house plant and will be buying me a new house eventually

This Hegseth thing is funny and all — but the unprecedented incompetence, frivolity, and treachery of the entire cabinet puts us all at very real risk.

in my luanne era