Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira

We really don't

The swarthy Italian DNA cries out for a club with which to smash its enemies

this is making me laugh so hard

My financial plan is to have a wealthy benefactor pull me out of a crowd to hang out with them, lightly roast them, and teach them video games with the brutality of a drill sergeant

Ayo is gonna feast now that he's on a halfway competent team, wish him the best

Domina and Moira both need their range cut down by like 5-10%, Moira should not be able to 1v1 a Brig straight up (so cut her damage down just a skosh)Juno's clip should be a little smaller, etc. You get the idea, they're mostly nitpicks

I think I'm having at least as much fun as when I first picked up the game, but MAN balance is so much better rn. I have a few things I would change, but overall it sure feels like a switch is really easy and smart if you're getting rocked by one hero in particular

I'm already annoying my wife and friends talking about great the current season of Overwatch is, so now it's Bluesky's turn

Hot97 had a recurring bit in the morning where they would say Ed Sheeran with a vaguely Jamaican accent in support of his one dancehall-y song, and I can't not think about it every time I see him
Ed shee-RAN

The number of people who seem utterly convinced this dude can’t be a Nazi because he says he’s pro-worker is just depressing.

All of these dipshits are muted btw, so I hope they've spent this time seething, smelling each other's farts, and writing angry replies that I'm not seeing. I guess my takeaway from all this is that I should be faster with the mute button

Ah dammit I only now realize that I didn't reply to myself, so it's not threaded. Annoying. Ah well so it goes

If unions, or the civil rights movement, or fuck it the French Resistance had done what government told them, they would have never succeeded
(And of course the subtext of this wimpy centrist stance is that protests are meaningless, because they don't change a Senate vote or wetf)

They should be marching! They should be protesting! They should be making a damn spectacle! If they can't effect legislative change directly, FIGURE OUT ANOTHER WAY TO DO IT

I truly don't understand people who don't demand more of their elected officials under this snobby faux intellectual facade that it's "what adults do" or whatever their piss weak excuse is. I don't give a shit! Our taxes are paying their salary! They should be working for US!

And I think my mistake was going straight from zero to "South Korean politicians singlehandedly took their government back" bc that gives too many excuses to these idiots. So far, the only kind of resistance to ICE/Trump/etc I've seen is from local politicians, almost NEVER national ones

I have a job! I have to pay bills! Schumer's job meanwhile is literally to protect his constituents! I've been using the South Korea example to illustrate my expectatons of elected officials, but fuck it, I'd take Amy Klobuchar willing to get tear gassed by ICE at this point

The other one though was that centrist horseshit "Dems can't do anything because they don't have the majority" mindset, and it took me a while to figure out that this attitude fills me with rage because I personally feel so impotent bsky.app/profile/marc...

One of them was pretty classical, "Palestinian children should be starved because the authority has made homosexuality illegal, also don't look too closely at Israeli settlers' gender/sexuality politics" which is pretty easily scorned and ignored
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I really Got Into It with 2-3 absolute dipshits today, and I've been trying to figure out exactly why I get so mad about this and why I hold these people in the utmost contempt

Alright, well it's been fun. I'm going to go donate $100 to the PCRF, bake a loaf of sourdough, and ride my bike. Have fun smelling each other's farts

God you guys will come up with any excuse to not learn something

*Sonny Jim en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sonny_Jim

Lmao who's bragging? You dopes are so desperate to score points with each other. Go on a date, leave me out of your foreplay

What makes you think any aspect of my bio is supposed to be taken seriously. Do you also think I'm Nell from the movie Nell

It's actually called "being a fucking wimp"

*whose

my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"

Oh hey I can do this too. You guys are so worried about treading lightly that you don't do a fucking thing

Boo fucking hoo, go jack off to your anime porn loser