Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 (@uncledhurpy)

I heard that... Wait 😝

12.03.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know who would love to go through the Straits of Hormuz...

Harambe... Butttttt

11.03.2026 22:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hee

11.03.2026 21:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whait whut 😝

11.03.2026 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MY PORK RINDS DAMMIT

11.03.2026 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 9263 🔁 4254 💬 136 📌 209

It'll hit like a train. So just be aware

11.03.2026 15:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.03.2026 13:10 👍 15738 🔁 4122 💬 92 📌 36

Ooh tree fiddy for me please

11.03.2026 15:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Because we're in a world of poop

11.03.2026 14:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Men, remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy"

11.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

:3

10.03.2026 22:07 👍 176 🔁 54 💬 10 📌 1

Have they been fed yet?

10.03.2026 22:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that the fad where people wang their chins with a ball peen hammer?

10.03.2026 22:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Eggzactly

10.03.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHEEK WHEEK

10.03.2026 21:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eh... FUK em.

10.03.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Work shirt with "BUN" name patch

10.03.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"post your most Daddy Pic"

WELL... WHO ELSE IS GONNA FIX THE DAMN FURNACE

10.03.2026 20:49 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

"Eat a bag of d*cks"

10.03.2026 20:30 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Comment with carrots if I got it right!!!
#furry #fursona

10.03.2026 15:07 👍 160 🔁 40 💬 20 📌 1

🐶🚫

10.03.2026 18:53 👍 11233 🔁 2173 💬 74 📌 8

And try to eat whatever I am trying to eat 😹

10.03.2026 17:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Back in the day.... CLEAR OF THE STERN.

Or if you shot 45/308... And you talked nice to the armory folks... Reload bench

10.03.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gawd I hated that. Ammo expenditure crap

10.03.2026 17:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My prophecy class was just canceled, due to unforeseen circumstances.

10.03.2026 15:43 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Break being the operative... OW.

10.03.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THIS... is nothing new. DoD/DoW has been doing this for decades. If your budget is X and you don't spend it all, instead of being rewarded for saving money you are punished (seriously, your performance review will be documented) you spend it on anything you can get away with purchasing.

10.03.2026 15:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

You know what I miss about the other website? Threads people would make of random, funny videos.

(I do not claim any ownership of any of these)

08.01.2026 06:55 👍 225 🔁 46 💬 3 📌 1

It's illegal here too. They're being idiots

10.03.2026 12:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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