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It is absolutely broken on purpose, they do not want you to find the content you are looking for, they want to get people to use it like it's tiktok. Even creators have noticed they cannot find their own videos in searches, but instead find people stealing their content.
The bed is on the path between my home office and our kitchen, so, this happened as I walked by and tripped. Eating at my desk because work.
Yesterday I had an accident that forced me to wash my sheets but tragically it wasn't that I became a bedwetter overnight; instead it's that I spilled kimchi all over my sheets.
I hate that the visual is permanently seared into my brain. Toilet nightmares.
Maybe if Instagram is so bad for people you have to delete it to get it out of your life to be happier, you should not be creating posts on it for the audience you supposedly want to help improve their lives.
I just heard the grossest thing in my life.
Two life coach type influencers on the radio talking effective resolutions, discuss deleting Instagram.
A: "Don't you have to use it for work?"
B: "Oh I have a team that does all my posts"
A: "Maybe someday I'll be rich enough to have a team for that!"
Snack pockets should be a thing, you're right.
1) Clothes suck why would I want to wear more clothes?
2) No amount of layers make me feel warm when it's 20 out.
I hate winter enjoyers almost as much as I hate winter.
Hey, I'm Benjie, the star of ABC's "Huggies High". You know, we had a lot of fun today, but one thing is no joke: Potty training. It's a gateway to dry beds, pull-ups, and even boxers. Remind your friends. Potty training isn't cool. Just say no.
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Carl the Collector is like my newest obsession, it's an amazing kids show. It's going to be known as "that show about a raccoon with autism" but it's so much more than that. It's just got this really good positive energy around it. Folks should check it out.
This is the best argument against AI that I have ever heard.
Kangaroos are not a naturally evolved species, they were developed in a lab to specifically target us with bab feelings, it's the only explanation that makes sense.
The opposite. Organization indicates I'm paying attention to adult concerns. Chaos is part of my smallness coming out.
This is how I feel about it. Whatever it seems to do for other people, it doesn't really do that for me.
These are all set up with sensors these days. It will bill you if you take stuff out of there, even if you put it back.
I love Great Big Sea!
Successful Thanksgiving dinner for two: turkey breast with miso-honey glaze, green beans with shallots and vinaigrette, sage sausage stuffing, baked mac and cheese, crescent rolls, and mulled apple cider.
Doesn't want to touch the toilet, was my thought. But it was just a guess.
... maybe it's a germophobe thing, in that case?
My Halloween movie list for 2026 is off to an... interesting start.
I am only mildly embarrassed to publicly admit my deep and passionate love for diapers.
I woke up thinking about passionately making out with diapers, if that counts.
Gambling is ruining sports.
Ah yes, the two genders (and cultivars of apple); Paw Patrol and Bluey.
If only. I dream of an internet where I didn't have the worst people I know thrust in my face constantly no matter how I try to block them.
You'll be safe as long as you restrain yourself to fewer than 7 hot dogs.
The 31st Halloween movie is "Hocus Pocus". What can I say, all time great. Happy to wrap up my month watching this on a plane.
Happy Halloween all! Do fun stuff! Eat candy!
The 30th Halloween movie is "Death of a Unicorn", a newly released horror comedy that's... a mixed bag.
There's some good stuff in here, but the on the nose "rich people bad" is just too obvious to be interesting satire. Anthony Carrigan is great though.
The 29th Halloween movie is "Talk to Me", an Australian horror with demon possession and some fantastic acting.
Strongly recommend this for horror fans but it's a really intense watch. This is like the opposite of cub Halloween.
