The urge to send while the boss is lurking around is strong, right? π
The urge to send while the boss is lurking around is strong, right? π
It's so easy to distract you from work π
Making thousands and thousands online just because men canβt handle how hot I am. What a time to be alive π
Mean girls in tiny tops fry your brain π³οΈ
There's what you're used to, and then there's me π«
Wifey doesnβt need every little detail, does she? β‘
The only thing better than one bad decision is a worse one β¨
The world is a better place when hot women brazenly benefit from your hard work β‘
This is totally not a trap π
Let Mommy consume you π
Obsess at your own risk π³οΈ
Who knew youβd end up in a monogamous relationship with the Pay button π
"Quality" family time sounded great.
Now you canβt wait for work tomorrow π«
I've heard your brain cells don't stand a chanceπ
Whoβs about to make some bad decisions today? β€οΈβπ₯
They didnβt teach you enough responsibility to handle this on payday π
You hate how willingly you fold β¨
Imagine risking it all for someone who barely notices you π
In a world where you can choose anything, choose temptation and obsession π
You donβt have the self-discipline to handle this cleavage π
You have to work your ass off every day of your life β I just have to stay hot and cunning π
When was the last time she looked this hot at the mall? π«Ά
You work so hard just to fold this fast π³οΈπ
Why have self-respect when giving in feels this good π«
Wifey doesnβt need every little detail, does she? β‘
There's what you're used to, and then there's me π«
Make sure your therapist knows about meβοΈπ
In case you're wondering why your husband is "working late" at the office today β againβοΈ
Mean girls in tiny tops fry your brain π³οΈ
Is it beta safe enough? π